Just show up on the door stop and move right into this lil kids home. Seems like he's had a rough patch. Why to make the transition easy on the lil kid. I feel sorry for him.
Tell kiddo afeedz is the new maid. Sure he'll boss her around but he'll feel comfortable. Maid to mistress is a pretty natural progression so it works out great.
As someone who actually knows woody, in person, offline, I'm gonna chime in and say he's a good man and a dedicated father, and I'm pretty sure his kiddo will be just fine.