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If you had to kill yourself in one way what would it be.?

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To me the question is irrelavent because you would be dead so why would it matter.
 
You mean kill yourself quickly?

I know a few people who are killing themselves right now, even though they don't really have to.









b0und (like living)
 
Sub-Zero said:
? i think itd be fun to do a bunch of awsome fun drugs...than to shoot urself? what a boring fast way to die
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If you dont do enough drugs then you look like a vajeen who wants attention and couldnt get the job done.
Eating a .45 does the job everytime
 
lartinos said:
To me the question is irrelavent because you would be dead so why would it matter.
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you're gonna die at some point anyway.. so you're saying your experiences while you're alive don't matter?


pretty sure sweet release at the hands of kevorkian is a lot nicer than being eaten alive by army ants
 
id take some real ones on the way out........

it would be poetry..... anyone that screwed in a real way, any one that hurts someone because they could .......the betrayers ....

You must do the world a service and take some of the parasitic with you.....
 
i would load up on beans and make peace with everyone important to me while i was rolling balls

then i would have an evil doctor pump me full of whatever cocktail gives you the tranquil easy death people pay big bucks for
 
My first college roommate's dad was an anesthesiologist and killed himself by putting a blood pressure cuff around his neck and pumping it up. The local medical community thought that it was a pretty clever way to off yourself. You just peacefully black out and that's it.

But it it were me, I'd dope myself numb with opiates and then set myself on fire in the courtyard of a Catholic girl's school.
 
i dont think i would have the balls to kill myself ,but if i had to i would either hang or shoot my self,that was a good one about the blood pressure cuff lol
 
Highest probability for success with lowest odds of pain (if done properly): Decent caliber gun in mouth or anything involving a train.

Highest potential for fucking up (i.e., messy, painfully slow, total fail that leaves you a turnip): Drugs, hanging, jumping from anything, driving into anything.

Most frigging painful: Self immolation or self disembowelment (seriously, the samauri's had a second there to lop their heads off after they made the abdominal cut).

Likely to be easiest and most peaceful (and leave an attractive corpse): Alcohol/drug cocktail, warm bath, razor blade.

OR

If you have access to a freezing temperatures: Alcohol/drug cocktail, get naked, take the hypothermia train to la-la land.
 
shirlene29 said:
points for style




sleeping pills...lots of em...or...car exhaust..nighty night, but notmy car...it has smelly exhaust
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Oh, I forgot:

Car exhaust: Problem, catalytic converters found on all modern automobiles eliminate over 99% of carbon monoxide produced. As a further complication, the amount of unburned gasoline in emissions can make exhaust unbearable to breathe well before losing consciousness.

However, the incidence of suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning through burning charcoal, such as a barbecue in a sealed room, appears to have risen. This has been referred to by some as "death by hibachi".

Again, Drug/alcohol combo before hand as carbon monoxide paralyzes so there is a period of time where you are conscious and unable to move. Also, carbon monoxide poses a huge risk for whoever eventually finds you.

Problem with drugs (with or without alcohol) as a method to take yourself out ... I always remember the story of Lupe Velez.
 
Have a heart attack during sex intentionally. You can take drugs that will cause arrhythmia - I would take a dose and then start banging a really hot escort.

Conventional, probably drugs would be best. Dying while passed out would be the best way to go.

Spectacular way? Shoot myself wearing a peace sign in the center ring at the World Cup Final.
 
200mgs of methadone combined with 20mgs of xanax

respitory depression
go to sleep
never wake up
painless and bliss
 
Sub-Zero said:
? i think itd be fun to do a bunch of awsome fun drugs...than to shoot urself? what a boring fast way to die
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yea, fun times...extreme nausea, lose of bladder control, feeling like shit for quite a bit, headache, choking, etc.
not like in the movies pretty gnarly from what i've read about.
easier to suck on a slug
 
The fact that I'd rather just OD is strictly for the sake of my family :).
 
nimbus said:
you're gonna die at some point anyway.. so you're saying your experiences while you're alive don't matter?


pretty sure sweet release at the hands of kevorkian is a lot nicer than being eaten alive by army ants
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No, like if by being tortured for 15 minutes or shot in the head..
Who gives a shit about that 15 minutes if you die either way.
 
musclemom said:
Highest probability for success with lowest odds of pain (if done properly): Decent caliber gun in mouth or anything involving a train.

Highest potential for fucking up (i.e., messy, painfully slow, total fail that leaves you a turnip): Drugs, hanging, jumping from anything, driving into anything.

Most frigging painful: Self immolation or self disembowelment (seriously, the samauri's had a second there to lop their heads off after they made the abdominal cut).

Likely to be easiest and most peaceful (and leave an attractive corpse): Alcohol/drug cocktail, warm bath, razor blade.

OR

If you have access to a freezing temperatures: Alcohol/drug cocktail, get naked, take the hypothermia train to la-la land.
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there was a guy in the town i grew up in that jumped in front of a train and lived. it screwed him up bad. he was a physical and mental mess. a few years later he did it again and died.
 
joe d said:
there was a guy in the town i grew up in that jumped in front of a train and lived. it screwed him up bad. he was a physical and mental mess. a few years later he did it again and died.
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If at first you don't succeed...

At least he wasn't a quitter! Wait...nm.
 
joe d said:
there was a guy in the town i grew up in that jumped in front of a train and lived. it screwed him up bad. he was a physical and mental mess. a few years later he did it again and died.
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I should have been more specific, I was actually thinking of the old Warren Zevon song: "I lay my head on the railroad track And wait for the double-E"

I think that way is pretty much idiot proof.
 
In a way that would incriminate someone I don't like.

How about the box jellyfish death aka Will Smith in 7 pounds.
 
AAP said:
How about the box jellyfish death aka Will Smith in 7 pounds.
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Supposedly one of the most painful stings there is and doesn't kill you quickly.
 
I would ski off this hanging glacier to me death. Probably try and time it for sunrise in june after a snow storm.
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