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If you had a time machine, Where would you go?
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digimon7068
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at the risk of sounding totally friggin' 
i'd go back and relive the last 18 years of my life. . .since i met my wife. . .they've been the best years of my life. . .a lot more "ups" than "downs" and the few challenges that we've faced have only made us stronger. . .
i'd probably go back and play one more high school football game too. . .i'd love to be under the lights, on a cool friday evening, with the smell of fall in the air, with my band of brothers around me and the stands full of people. . .zero in on some damn fool, running down the sidelines with the ball, aim my forehead for his earhole and just unload on his ass with no fear of pain or retribution. . .yeah. . .that would be pretty cool. . .
i'd go back and relive the last 18 years of my life. . .since i met my wife. . .they've been the best years of my life. . .a lot more "ups" than "downs" and the few challenges that we've faced have only made us stronger. . .i'd probably go back and play one more high school football game too. . .i'd love to be under the lights, on a cool friday evening, with the smell of fall in the air, with my band of brothers around me and the stands full of people. . .zero in on some damn fool, running down the sidelines with the ball, aim my forehead for his earhole and just unload on his ass with no fear of pain or retribution. . .yeah. . .that would be pretty cool. . .
JayC9
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time machines are really more a ‘when’ than a ‘where’...
Lister: -- and bingo! We've got ourselves a time machine!
Cat: Let's see if the sucker works!
Kryten: Sirs, choose any year.
Rimmer: Since we can't guarantee this time drive is going to
function properly, I suggest we select a neutral time period for
our first jaunt.
Lister: He's got a point. Let's go to someplace nice and safe
and dull. How about 1422?
Cat: How about 1421?
Lister: What's the difference?
Cat: No difference. I just wanted to make it look like I was
paying attention.
Rimmer: Load 1421, Kryten.
Kryten: 1421 loaded, sir. August 17th. Engaging the time drive.
Lister: Hey, we did it!
Kryten: Indeed we did. All the ship's chronometers indicate that
this is August the 16th, in the year 1421, just one day out.
Rimmer: Give us visual. Let's see what it's like out there.
Lister: Okay, punching it up.
Lister: Again? We're still where we were!
Kryten: Of course. We're still in deep space, sir, only now
we're in deep space in the 15th century. Isn't it wonderful?
Rimmer: So we're still three million years away from Earth?
Kryten: Well, yeah.
Lister: -- and bingo! We've got ourselves a time machine!
Cat: Let's see if the sucker works!
Kryten: Sirs, choose any year.
Rimmer: Since we can't guarantee this time drive is going to
function properly, I suggest we select a neutral time period for
our first jaunt.
Lister: He's got a point. Let's go to someplace nice and safe
and dull. How about 1422?
Cat: How about 1421?
Lister: What's the difference?
Cat: No difference. I just wanted to make it look like I was
paying attention.
Rimmer: Load 1421, Kryten.
Kryten: 1421 loaded, sir. August 17th. Engaging the time drive.
Lister: Hey, we did it!
Kryten: Indeed we did. All the ship's chronometers indicate that
this is August the 16th, in the year 1421, just one day out.
Rimmer: Give us visual. Let's see what it's like out there.
Lister: Okay, punching it up.
Lister: Again? We're still where we were!
Kryten: Of course. We're still in deep space, sir, only now
we're in deep space in the 15th century. Isn't it wonderful?
Rimmer: So we're still three million years away from Earth?
Kryten: Well, yeah.
GoldenDelicious
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you, sir, are a nerdJayC9 said:
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