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If you had a pet chimp, would you train it to suck cock? Would you feel conflicted?

Bobber said:
Thats just fucking disgusting there Cassy boy. Never knew you were into beastiality.

We share 99% or our genetic makeup with chimps. What's a teeny little 1%, anyway? Have you ever noticed the range of motion they have with those lips? And prehensile feet, to boot.
 
Doktor Bollix said:
Tsk, tsk. I blame the influence of Michael Jackson. And chimps are such sluts, they really are.

Yeah, but banana's are forty-eight since a pound. You could get a
BJ for a dime.
 
Chimps are bullshit. Bonobos make them look like a bunch of nuns. Bonobos are filthy little whores:

"For it's not only males and females who roll around in the hay; with the exception of mothers and sons, all ages and genders physically bond with one another. Female bonobos are the queens of tribadism; in fact, girl-girl sex is the most common variation among the species. Not to be outdone, the boys rub their genitals on each other, and their favorite game is penis fencing, in which two males hang face to face from a branch and cross their long, pointy pink organs like swords. Even the kids get in on the act, jumping on humping adults, sometimes going so far as to initiate sex themselves. Everyone masturbates. French-kissing is the preferred smooch; one zookeeper was stunned when he offered his lips to a bonobo for an affectionate peck and she stuck her tongue in his mouth. On average, bonobos initiate sex once every 90 minutes."

Every 90 minutes!

Slutty bonobos
 
http://www.blockbonobofoundation.org/

All bonobos are sluts:

"Bonobos have some kind of sex almost every day, usually several times a day.

Females are in heat for three-quarters of their cycle, and many of them copulate even when not in heat, a sexual pattern more like human females than that of any other mammal. Though common chimpanzees only partake in basic reproductive sex, bonobos share all kinds of sexual pleasures, including cunnilingus, fellatio, masturbation, massage, bisexuality, incest, body-licking, sex in different positions, group sex, and lots of long, deep, wet, soulful, French kissing."

That site has pics of them eating each other out and using sex toys at the San diego zoo.
 
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Those Bonobos are cool. It's the humans that suck. Hunting the Bonobos for food. Fucking canibals, worse than canibals, they're eating something better than themselves.
 
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