if you had a penis and vagina...

[mustang_00]

would you even try to go out and find someone to fuck or get fucked or would you just stay at home and bang yourself?

 

[Arabian]

unfortunatley, that means basically nothing. I want to find someone to spend the rest of my life with that means something... however thats a good post

 

[Gymgurl]

stay home but you know this is moved to BTS

 

[PICK3]

I take myself out to dinner and a few drinks first.

 

[mustang_00]

I take myself out to dinner and a few drinks first.

good to know you respect yourself!! Would you call yourself the next day?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

that would be awesome. id bang myself silly until there were a billion GDs out there, then we'd all set about the task of breeding the stupidity out of the world.

none of you mofos would get laid with that sort of competition. none.

wimmin would have sex with the non-GD segment of the population kinda of like donkey shows. everyone would point and laugh, and wear sombreros and talk like sorearms

i totally love this fantasy

 

[mustang_00]

that would be awesome. id bang myself silly until there were a billion GDs out there, then we'd all set about the task of breeding the stupidity out of the world.

none of you mofos would get laid with that sort of competition. none.

wimmin would have sex with the non-GD segment of the population kinda of like donkey shows. everyone would point and laugh, and wear sombreros and talk like sorearms

i totally love this fantasy

hahaha would you dirty talk with yourself?? like "oh you like that cawk?" and then you answer yourself with "yeah give it to me" hahaha that would be weird

 

[GoldenDelicious]

hahaha would you dirty talk with yourself?? like "oh you like that cawk?" and then you answer yourself with "yeah give it to me" hahaha that would be weird

no way, id be Borg like in efficiency, burping out babies left and right in total silence, except of course when the GDdoctor would utter "damn that kid looks good! reallyt good!" until hordes of GDs were invading parties and nightclubs in huge waves, like the battle scenes from Lord of the Rings...all the non-GD mortal stupid pussies would be huddling behind their beerkegs saying "no! no! not again! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!" while we passed the chicks to each other into waiting panel vans, like firemen passing water buckets, and screeched back to the hotel

but im not cruel. me and my clones would have euthanasia kits for non-GD males.

im nice like that

 

[mustang_00]

i wonder if BM would bang herself and then make threads bashing herself!? On the other hand i think she'd probably deny herself because she's a gold digger

 

[SlimJim52]

If you had both, you would probably go nuts because once it was hard you could never bend it around to go in.

BUT, if you had both, and went both ways, you could have a girlfriend and boy friend, doing one while getting done.