if you got drunk and had sex with a stripper

[MassiveGunz]

it was for money, so it isn't like you love her or nohting. maybe I do love her titts thjough.
but say she then tells you taht you have her baby that she's pregnant with.
woud you keep it and what woud you name it?

I'm not saying that this is hapening to me, I'm just saying what if???? you know what I'm sayin?

I think I'd name it Darrel. Taht name makes me think that he'd be good at foot ball.

 

[Lumberg]

it was for money, so it isn't like you love her or nohting. maybe I do love her titts thjough.
but say she then tells you taht you have her baby that she's pregnant with.
woud you keep it and what woud you name it?

I'm not saying that this is hapening to me, I'm just saying what if???? you know what I'm sayin?

I think I'd name it Darrel. Taht name makes me think that he'd be good at foot ball.

I would name him MassiveGunz II in your honor. Hopefully he would be as big and ripped as his namesake.

 

[MassiveGunz]

damn bro, that is pretty cool.

thanks. I guess with that now mayb eI have to name my kid joncrane. or is it joncrane II?

 

[rnch]

you can't possibly believe that u r the only one she's bumped uglies with, can u??

u barebacked this biatch, with AIDS still around?? what kinda MORON are u, anyway???

two things you MUST do:

1. AIDS test for u

2. DNA test for "your" baby



hopefully, u are foikin' with us and not the afore mentioned stripper.

 

[MassiveGunz]

I've had sex with a lot of strippers. but this thread was just saying like "what if"

when I have sex, no condum is the only way to go. you can get rashes and stuff if you are allergic to condoms. also I like the way it feels.
bareback is for horses, and I'm not into that stuff.

and it is easy for you to call me a moron since you are on here and can talk shit, but I'm the one that gets the strippers.
so who is the morons now?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'm thinking that the pregnancy would be worth it if you got a blumpkin out of it or got the chance to deliver a donkeypunch.

 

[the nature boy]

you're a blumpkin man? I like to give my girls pittsburg platters.

 

[MassiveGunz]

HGP bro I don't eat a lot of vegtables.
and I'm pretty sure I've never been taht close to a donkey.
I see a lot of horses around here.

one time when I went to mexico tho, there was a donkey there and it and this mexican girl with floppy tits were doing some shit that was wild.
I had no desire to punch it and was drunk off my ass on teqila and booze.

 

[bbforlife]

damn bro learn to type. i cant even follow some of you wacky posts!!!

 

[MassiveGunz]

sorry bro, I am not a computer person.

there are some people here that are good with them, but I just like click on things and then type on this thing and it works.
that all I care about.