I would nail the old lady once good and hard to remind her who is king,then I would beat the shit out of the guy with a hard foam baseball bat,they are great,non lethal but hurt like a motherfucker.Good way to release aggression.
well encouraging someone to send provocative pics to you or discussing those pics in a provocative manner deserves a good beating and possible decapitation. that's inappropriate IMO for someone if you're married or have a SO.
Let's put it this way - 99.999999999999% of the time this occurs it's NOT 100% unsolicited. We all know the old "tee hee I"m so innocent tee hee!" game and hopefully most guys just laugh at the retardedness of it.
Regardless, my wife would catch the beat down. I don't blame the dudes, they obviously saw an easy mark and did what we do - attack the weak prey.