If you could give yourself a BJ, would you?

[Raptorex]

Inquiring minds want to know?

 

[slickdadd]

What's this "If" thing...

 

[alien amp pharm]

I constantly give myself hand-jobs, so sure why not.

 

[bowling ball nutz]

ive had dreams that I was, lol I woke up and tried it and was pissed that it wouldnt work

 

[randyjones]

I used to try when I was younger.I see nothing wrong with it.

 

[rjl296]

of course

 

[Longhorn85]

My Black Lab does it all the time.

 

[Dial_tone]

Heck no because I don't swallow.

 

[JBRO]

i sure as hell wouldnt be here reading these stupid ass post if i could slob my own nob.

 

[hamstershaver]

Heck no because I don't swallow.

lol

 

[jonny jacked]

i sure as hell wouldnt be here reading these stupid ass post if i could slob my own nob.

slob my own nob! thats awesome!!

 

[Deterass]

Any man that says' he wouldn't suck his own cock if he could is lying.

 

[bitter_man]

I'd never leave the house!

 

[sweetnes11]

LOL at least you are all honest !!!

ttlpkg : my black lab also does it. kind of makes me jealous,,LOL

Dial-tone : You make me LMAO

 

[Longhorn85]

ttlpkg : my black lab also does it. kind of makes me jealous,,LOL

When mine is doing this I tell him to go to another room so I don't have to listen to it.

 

[Dial_tone]

Dial-tone : You make me LMAO

Cool...send nudes.

 

[juve]

haha, I bet that's what gymnasts do in their spare time - eat themselves out

 

[ElvisP]

A buddy of mine on our wrestling team in high school could do it.
He showed us once on a dare. Damn if we all didn't go home and try it ourselves. I'd do it.

 

[SoreArms]

I've been in love with my dick since the age of 3, that would be the best gift ever to show it my love is true.

 

[Robert Jan]

You know what I used to be real flexible and I have done this. Im not huge or whatever but I used to have a real bendy spine.

honestly it aint even that good. its not the same when you do it yourself, not nearly as hot.

it also hurt in my back and my ribs, so I soon tired of it, only did that once or twice and never even to orgasm.

 

[corythosaurus]

If a woman could lick her own kitty, would she?

 

[sparky_d2]

I tried once, but I kept rolling over!

 

[Robert Jan]

If a woman could lick her own kitty, would she?

from what I heard they all would, but i think giving yourself oral in general if you can is not what you expect it to be, its not even as good as whacking it

lots of gymnasts should be able to do this

 

[Raptorex]

I had no idea this thread would be so popular...yet no karma

 

[rnch]

HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i'd be one of two people who could do it to my satisfaction.

 

[SC4EVA]

Would I have to take it to dinner first or call it afterwards though???

 

[psychedout]

I can't believe 76% of you voted yes!

Thats just wrong.

 

[jay1]

I'm pretty sure I could but never put a dick in my mouth

 

[Testosterone boy]

You know what I used to be real flexible and I have done this. Im not huge or whatever but I used to have a real bendy spine.

honestly it aint even that good. its not the same when you do it yourself, not nearly as hot.

it also hurt in my back and my ribs, so I soon tired of it, only did that once or twice and never even to orgasm.

Whats with all the vagueness?

 

[starfish]

ive had dreams that I was, lol I woke up and tried it and was pissed that it wouldnt work

LMAO!! I've had those dreams. They were so real that I could swear that I've sucked my own dick before, but there's no way that I could have, I can't even get close.

 

[starfish]

 

[jerseyart]

I don't want to know you people.

Twisted fucks

 

[Puddles]

If a woman could lick her own kitty, would she?

I love pussy, so I'd definitely go down on my own.

 

[onebigab]

Would I have to take it to dinner first or call it afterwards though???

You might want to take it to dinner first. Show it that you care for him. But the standard rule on calling still applies.

 

[DrunkenKnight]

I think god put it just out of reach for a good reason!!

 

[Razorguns]

god played a practical joke on men when he ensured that man could not reach it.

can you IMAGINE how different the dating system would be, if men could do that themselves????

 

[delete]

in a new york minute; hell, it would cut down on the dating and think of all the money i could save ! lol

 

[Dial_tone]

It would not only be gay, it'd be incest to boot. LOL

 

[georgie24]

I don't want to know you people.

Twisted fucks

 

[vixenbabe]

IF any of you men could do the feat mentioned above, and I were your girl, I'd rent your ass out for parties and put ya in a side-show! lol

 

[TruBalla4Real]

4 sure id do that shit, no dreams about it before though...... ive had dreams bout fucking but it pisses me off cuz i can never bust haha

every guy knows he would if he could....

 

[androjunkie]

I mostly certainly would.

 

[DIVISION]

Inquiring minds want to know?

Stupid question....

Fuck no.....

women are there to do that shit.....

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't see anything even remotely interesting about this

 

[StickFigure]

I don't see anything even remotely interesting about this

I want EVERYONE who answered yes to this poll to note.....THIS IS WHERE THE THREAD ENDED!!

DT, thank you for putting this one to rest! K for ya!

 

[=Gay$Ray=]

My Black Lab does it all the time.

Ooooooh, does he lick you clean when youre done or does he leave you all wet and sticky?

Oh yeah, do you plan on breeding him? Id love one of those.

 

[got2getripped]

Hell yeah I would do that shit I would even go as far as trying to lick my balls GEAHHHHH!!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

You guys dont seem to realise its really not all that hard. Its easier than getting the flexibility to do the splits or something.

Its just a total disappointment and a far too uncomfortable position to enjoy it at all. Theres a reason why you hang back with a pillow and your hands under your head when a woman does it.

 

[delete]

I don't see anything even remotely interesting about this

DAMN! I do; but the lower back just won't move like it used to......ah, to be 23 again...

 

[geoboy]

-
1. why does a dog lick his balls? because he can.
2. two guys are watching a dog licking his balls. one guy says "jeez I wish I could do that." his friend says, "make sure you pet him first"
-

 

[SuperDawgy]

I'd never leave the house!

I disagree, i think that i would want to go outside and show the world! Dude...imagine how many chicks would wonder what else you could do. I'd go to the mall, sit outside Victoria's Secretion and fellate myself until the MILFs come home! Or until the cops drag me out, cock in mouth.

 

[biteme]

Do bears shit in the woods?

 

[H_T_]

nutting in yer own mouth is so geigh.