One of my buddies used to be an aerobic intructor at our gym, but he still has a replica of the keys and the alarmcode and he is a crazy cacky bastard (especially after the amount of coke and GHB we had that night)...
what happened was we had a mad clubbing newyears night, met 2 girls and we drove them to the gym (that was obviously closed on newyearsday) , he unlocked the gym and we put on the saune and the wirlpools , we gave these girls the "complete tour" , the swimmingpool, the steamroom , yeah even the benches in the gym. I always get a spark of extra energy when i go flat benchpressing now, nowing that i've banged this chick on that bench hehe