If God offered you a dick like John Holmes..

[AAP]

He was marketed as 14 inches, but in reality it was 12.5. I do know a man who really has a 14 inch dick and I can say that Holmes was not that big.

 

[Testosterone boy]

He was marketed as 14 inches, but in reality it was 12.5. I do know a man who really has a 14 inch dick and I can say that Holmes was not that big.

OK....then I have at least 10" but I sure don't know how the measurements are done to get 12.5". That would go to the rib cage.

BTW...watching a porno and exchanging emails hardly qualifies as knowing someone.

 

[AAP]

I know this guy personally, he lives in Atlanta. He often comes down and thrills the locals in my spare bedroom. Trust me, I have measured it.

He only stands 5'8" so it comes up to his sternum.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

I know this guy personally, he lives in Atlanta. He often comes down and thrills the locals in my spare bedroom. Trust me, I have measured it.

He only stands 5'8" so it comes up to his sternum.

does he suck his own dick...If i could i bet i would try it.

 

[AAP]

I am sure he could if he tried... but he always has a ton of guys hanging around him. Can you imagine the shame a trick would feel if you said to him "get dressed and get out of here, I can do a better job than you."

 

[DUSTY]

WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A 12 INCHER.

 

[rnch]

but you had to accept his facial looks as well.... would you take it?

i have always thoght that god has a perverse sense of humor........this proves it!!

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Nope, no deal.

 

[HansNZ]

I don't really care for big dicks...and i'm keen to keep my good looks.

 

[AAP]

WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A 12 INCHER.

you forgot to add... "UP MY ASS"