If God offered you a dick like John Holmes..

[AAP]

but you had to accept his facial looks as well.... would you take it?

 

[doffmaster]

eww...you're asking people if they'd take a john holmes dick?

sick, man.

just sick.

 

[supersizeme]

what does the dude's face look like.

first off, i wouldn't want anything more than an 8 inch rod. i don't know how deep you can penetrate man ass, and i don't wanna know, but i do know that females can only take so much. a 10 or 12 inch cock is overkill. what fun is it if you can't put it all the way in?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Who the hell is John Holmes? Boxer?

 

[Cyclemein]

John Holmes was an ugle motherfucker, ya gotta love that mustache.

70's porn star, straight and gay, big time coke head

 

[thebabydoc]

you forgot "died of AIDS...."

 

[Cyclemein]

I did not know that.

 

[jesus 2]

um, i wouldn't take any more than one more inch on my penis. but i don't think it is necessary. i'm more than happy with my sidekick.


j2da2

 

[AAP]

John Holmes was an ugle motherfucker, ya gotta love that mustache.

70's porn star, straight and gay, big time coke head

That stache!! It was so 70's.

Hey, this man had a 12.5 inch dick, but he would always put the whole thing in women. They are very expandable.

But he looked like road kill in the face. Someone post up a pic.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Done! The face would be a step up for me, and I'd just shave off the 'stache. But for the love of GOD, he can keep that body.

Even my lame ass chest looks better than that!