If chicks wear padded bras, men should wear padded underwear

[alien amp pharm]

agreed..

i dated this chick once.. those of you that remember will remember her as "the dishrag"..

anyway.. first week dating her.. she appeared to have a decent rack on her.. crawled into bed.. undid that bra..

THAT MOTHER FUCKING BRA MUSTA WEIGHED 10 LBS..

it was one of those water motherfuckers..

and boobs? negative ghostrider.. nothing..

i'm talking.. it looked like the chick had been bitten by mosquitoes...

ugh..

grody..

lol

 

[gingersnap]

Don't you cop a feel before you decide to go to bed with her?

 

[Y_lifter]

The best part is when they bitch about having to do all these
things for "us" ...

I appreciate it, really.
But I'm not holding a gun to your head am I ?

 

[manny78]

Back in the 17th-18th century, it was very common for men to wear a wooden pad in their underwear...

 

[Backlash]

Given that you'll never actually find out for 99% of the women you see, wouldn't you rather enjoy looking at strangers with seemingly large boobs than little ones?

 

[decem]

Don't you cop a feel before you decide to go to bed with her?

1. the bra was a premium piece of equipment.. it felt like real
2. there's times i do and times i don't.. most times.. i'd say.. no.. i don't have to.. i mean i do leading up to the sexual encounter.. but i'm gettting far enough to "cop a feel".. then i know i'm going all the way.. so why waste the time?

 

[AAP]

men should have a giant outline of a trouser snake in thier pants just to get even

That ain't shit... when my gym in Atlanta closed, I went to the new SUPER gay gym a block down the street.... there was a guy there who weighed about 140lbs with a height of 5'5"... there were two things obvious about this man every single day...

#1 He always wore ankle length spandex pants
#2 He always had a huge hardon.

By HUGE, we are talking about 9 inches on his short frame. He had a hard on CONSTANTLY... I mean... IT NEVER WENT DOWN.

Those spandex must have been from the children's section as well because they were tighter than tight on him... so tight in fact... when you looked at his hard on (and you couldn't help it the way he paraded around with his tshirts cut off at mid waist level)... you could see the VEINS on his hard on. He had as many veins on his hard on as my calf has.

Despite being butt ugly... his hard on gave him almost a cult celebrity popularity. Until one day........

I am not sure how it happened or what caused it.... but I looked over there at his crotch and his cock seemed be further down his leg than normal.... I was like "whoa... it growed some more" until I noticed other people around me pointing at him and whispering. I paid closer attention to see what they were whispering and laughing about and as my eyes went from the his bulging cock head to the end of his cock... what do I see? A fucking 3 inch gap where his "cock" ended (which a end as flat as it would have had if someone whacked it with a meat cleaver) and his crotch. I mean... there was 3 inches of dead space where his crotch ended and his cock began...

Poor fool's dildo that he had packed down his spandex everyday was slipping. What was completely hilarious was someone from the other side of the gym YELLED out ... "Yo MAN YOU NEED A DOCTOR CAUSE YO DICK FELL OFF"

That guy did a quick glance down and then casually walked over to the leg extension machine (despite he had been working his chest) and sat down and did about 35 sets while coyly trying to make adjustments...

Then he got up and left... never ever came back to the gym again.

 

[from zero]

Re: Re: If chicks wear padded bras, men should wear padded underwear

That ain't shit... when my gym in Atlanta closed, I went to the new SUPER gay gym a block down the street.... there was a guy there who weighed about 140lbs with a height of 5'5"... there were two things obvious about this man every single day...

#1 He always wore ankle length spandex pants
#2 He always had a huge hardon.

By HUGE, we are talking about 9 inches on his short frame. He had a hard on CONSTANTLY... I mean... IT NEVER WENT DOWN.

Those spandex must have been from the children's section as well because they were tighter than tight on him... so tight in fact... when you looked at his hard on (and you couldn't help it the way he paraded around with his tshirts cut off at mid waist level)... you could see the VEINS on his hard on. He had as many veins on his hard on as my calf has.

Despite being butt ugly... his hard on gave him almost a cult celebrity popularity. Until one day........

I am not sure how it happened or what caused it.... but I looked over there at his crotch and his cock seemed be further down his leg than normal.... I was like "whoa... it growed some more" until I noticed other people around me pointing at him and whispering. I paid closer attention to see what they were whispering and laughing about and as my eyes went from the his bulging cock head to the end of his cock... what do I see? A fucking 3 inch gap where his "cock" ended (which a end as flat as it would have had if someone whacked it with a meat cleaver) and his crotch. I mean... there was 3 inches of dead space where his crotch ended and his cock began...

Poor fool's dildo that he had packed down his spandex everyday was slipping. What was completely hilarious was someone from the other side of the gym YELLED out ... "Yo MAN YOU NEED A DOCTOR CAUSE YO DICK FELL OFF"

That guy did a quick glance down and then casually walked over to the leg extension machine (despite he had been working his chest) and sat down and did about 35 sets while coyly trying to make adjustments...

Then he got up and left... never ever came back to the gym again.

 

[Backlash]

 

[vixenbabe]

men should have a giant outline of a trouser snake in thier pants just to get even

I can spot a "stuffer" a mile away, Pod Boy! I take great pride in this gift too!

Anyhoo, once a women get's naked you at least know you'll be getting some. Sooo...Who cares? I mean really?









I think I just admitted I was a crotch watcher, huh?!