what happened to that mobster girl or whatever who made u buy her stuff to marry her or whatever? im guessing tha twasnt even u then?
anyway, the best way to break the ice is to do something funny/stupid. like accidentally spill water on her shirt and touch her boob to wipe it off andbe like oh man im sorry.
or you could go right up to her and drop a dumbell on ur toe and then be like FUCK owch doh,
or u could always go for the ol walk past her but u know when ur trying to get around someone and u both keep accidentally going to the same side to dodge...do that on purpose but make it seem like its an accident, then laugh and be like, im sorry my whole day has been like this, by the way im Njjuice. a nd shake her hand