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CollegeKid2

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when you think about sexuality, very few of us heterosexual people question WHY we are straight. it's just seen as "normal." but what if you thought about sexuality logically... look at all the positive things that being a gay guy would offer:

- no chance of getting anyone pregnant, ever
- your partner would know exactly what feels good, and what doesn't.
- both of you are equally as horny
- no dealing with mood swings and other nasties relating to that time of the month
- men are more assertive, that is you wouldn't always have to be the one making moves, as other guys would be making moves on you
- guys are usually stronger and more fit (think, wilder sex)
- no crying, ever
- no spending money on useless shit like flowers

anyway i'm sure the list could go on and on. i think if i had the ability to chose which way i swung i'd go gay.. it'd make life so much easier. but, girls are just too damn hot ! oh well.
 
um, no thanks, even with all the baggage that chicks carry, I still much rather a female than some smelly guy with old hairy balls

your gross

you should watch the movie entitled "You might be gay if..."
 
"evvvvva-bodies' diffnt"


not better, nor worse, just.......different.


so be it.
 
Hairy Balls= no thanks.

Can't beat the curves of a women.
 
Nihilist said:
how odd that HI showed up on this thread...... lmao.
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YUP cause I am GAYYYYYYYYYYYYy get it! LMAO

this was pure gold, how do you come up with such wit?
 
HighIntensity said:
Can't beat the curves of a women.
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i know man... but that's just biologically built-in INSTINCT talkin. if you were to cut that out of the equation, wouldn't it make more sense to want to get with guys? i'm not denying that women really turn me on, and that guys do really gross me out, but if you were to go about this sexuality thing in a rational manner, i think we'd pick differently.
 
HighIntensity said:


YUP cause I am GAYYYYYYYYYYYYy get it!
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HI, it's about time you finally came out of the closet...........many of us here on elite have known it for years!

congrats for having the moral courage to finally do it.
 
rnch said:
HI, it's about time you finally came out of the closet...........many of us here on elite have known it for years!

congrats for having the moral courage to finally do it.
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Ill tell my girl tnight.
 
You make some good points college kid....I'm sure it has passed through a lot of minds.


I am looking forward to synthetic females.....I love their bodies.
 
HighIntensity said:


Ill tell my girl tnight.
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go for it, guy......it will be one of the hardest conversations of your life; but it must be done.
 
rnch said:
go for it, guy......it will be one of the hardest conversations of your life; but it must be done.
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lol why are you so gay,
 
CollegeKid2 said:
- your partner would know exactly what feels good, and what doesn't.

you just have to know what youre doing

- both of you are equally as horny

most women are as horny as men. my girl and i have the same sexual appetite

- no dealing with mood swings and other nasties relating to that time of the month

eating her during her period is erotic

- guys are usually stronger and more fit (think, wilder sex)

this actually is equal for both sexes as well

- no crying, ever

clomid and post cycle

- no spending money on useless shit like flowers

we all spend money on useless shit for ourselves
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nope. give me women anytime over men
 
PoyeBoy said:
um, no thanks, even with all the baggage that chicks carry, I still much rather a female than some smelly guy with old hairy balls

your gross

you should watch the movie entitled "You might be gay if..."
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LOL too funny :D poyeboy.

Anyway no way. Guys don't have soft titties and soft butts. And there is just something about that puss. And chicks hair man you gotta love their hair.

It makes no sense to be gay that is why they call fags queers becuause it is weird.
 
Well, for once I am at a loss for words. People keep telling me to shut up on EF... someone finally made me.....
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well, for once I am at a loss for words. People keep telling me to shut up on EF... someone finally made me.....
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theres an oxymoron
 
I would assume gay couples have to deal with the same bullshit regular couples do. Like if the bitch wants to talk, and the husband is like "fuck off bitch" -- thats the same domesic situation for homo's and non-homos alike. What was this thread about again?
 
CollegeKid2 said:


i know man... but that's just biologically built-in INSTINCT talkin. if you were to cut that out of the equation, wouldn't it make more sense to want to get with guys? i'm not denying that women really turn me on, and that guys do really gross me out, but if you were to go about this sexuality thing in a rational manner, i think we'd pick differently.
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How is it rational to go against the nature of oneself? Look at the outcome of this "rational" decision:

-lower number of offspring produced, which is genocidal in the long run, not to mention in the current social climate, would increase our taxes immensely, since the middle ages currently support the ever demanding elderly. Even with the war on the family, children are an important aspect of happiness in the majority of people's lives. Those who despise marriage and children are, luckily, still a small percentage.

-increased risk of disease. Aside from the obvious HIV, gay men have increased rates of enteric diseases and protozoal infections. A study looked at the average lifespan of a gay male and it was less than 50,

Your idea is based on the idea of hedonism, which strives only for immediate physical gratification. This lifestyle is not conducive to the nature of man. Striving for immediate pleasure, with little concern for ethical responsibility, would increase underage pregnancies, single families, broken homes, lack of care for others, lack of work ethic, essentially what you see in society today.

It is in man's nature to be social, to form societies. Wouldn't it be great not to have to be governed by others? To not be restrained by the will of society? Would it be beneficial to dissolve the idea of society and live as free-roaming individuals? No. We would be as primitive as the most primitive cultures today, if we disregarded our nature and adopted a radical hedonistic lifestyle.
 
CollegeKid2 said:
- no chance of getting anyone pregnant, ever
- your partner would know exactly what feels good, and what doesn't.
- both of you are equally as horny
- no dealing with mood swings and other nasties relating to that time of the month
- men are more assertive, that is you wouldn't always have to be the one making moves, as other guys would be making moves on you
- guys are usually stronger and more fit (think, wilder sex)
- no crying, ever
- no spending money on useless shit like flowers

anyway i'm sure the list could go on and on. i think if i had the ability to chose which way i swung i'd go gay.. it'd make life so much easier.
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MAN THIS IS EXCELLENT RECRUITMENT MATERIAL. I AM MAKING COPIES AND PASSING OUT AT HIGH SCHOOLS AND BOY SCOUTS MEETINGS.
 
curling said:


LOL too funny :D poyeboy.

Anyway no way. Guys don't have soft titties and soft butts. And there is just something about that puss. And chicks hair man you gotta love their hair.

It makes no sense to be gay that is why they call fags queers becuause it is weird.
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LOL!! How has no one commented on this yet? That is most brilliant piece of thinking transferred into language in history. "there is just somethign about that puss." I think I'm going to put that on the window tint of my windshield.

The last sentence, the awesomeness speaks for itself in many ways. I'm lol'ing my ass off over here.
 
Testosterone boy said:
You make some good points college kid....I'm sure it has passed through a lot of minds.


I am looking forward to synthetic females.....I love their bodies.
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Word..

A fuckin off switch would rule!!!!!
 
You guys know what the kids talking about.

He's just sick of women's mental bullshit, and in a round about way saying that a man understands a man more than a women cause they're fucked up in the head.









And that he LOVES the cock!!!!






j/k
 
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AAP said:



MAN THIS IS EXCELLENT RECRUITMENT MATERIAL. I AM MAKING COPIES AND PASSING OUT AT HIGH SCHOOLS AND BOY SCOUTS MEETINGS.
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and, later on.............passing out free samples of yourself?:FRlol:
 
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