I'm with you bros...I mean, if Congress is against steroids, they MUST be bad. I'm glad the media is finally converying the truths about steroids to the masses, we need their parental supervision. I don't want to even have the choice to take steroids because, as we all know (thanks ESPN), steroids will make your pee-pee shrivel up and die, your hair will fall out, your heart will fail, you will shit out your liver, and you'll have to deal in the "mirky" steroid underground if you want to get your hands on some juice. We all know that steroid deals go down with guns cocked and safeties off, whereas cocaine and heroine deals go down with a handshake.
A big thank you to our government, always doing what's best for its people...oh, wait a minute...