I went to the AutoShow today...

[AAP]

Looking for my next Mercedes. They had quite a few new cars there that were pretttttttyyyy nice.

The Dodge Slingshot looked fun :

http://www.dodgeboy.net/news/slingshot/pages/side4_jpg.htm

But I couldn't fit in it. It would have taken a shoe horn to get me in it and a can opener to help me get out.

The new Mustang had a big crowd, but the damn interior is so fucking bland. I could have thrown up in the car and gave it more personality on the interior.

The Lotus Elise is an awesome car, a great road burner for only $40K. However, again... I couldn't fit in it.

http://www.x-t-c.com/wallpapers/images/lotus_m250_01.jpg

overall,had a lot of fun there.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yeah, that Slingshot is wicked small!

 

[ChefWide]

I love car shows... I wonder where there is a good summer show in the NorthEast... would love to take my boys to one...

 

[from zero]

I hope it was better than the last Philly one. What a god-awful piece of crap show that was.

 

[beastboy]

The International Auto Show in Detroit is good.

 

[Gymgurl]

I was just going to say that Beastboy...We try to go every year but that is in winter sometime...

 

[jerseyart]

Damn, you know your getting old when all you can think is how pathetic you'd look driving in one of those things

 

[ChefWide]

Damn, you know your getting old when all you can think is how pathetic you'd look driving in one of those things

What? A car?

 

[jerseyart]

What? A car?

Ha ha

Sports car snow boy

LOL Your a funny bor

Oh, and I'm having sex with your wife

 

[ChefWide]

Ha ha

Sports car snow boy

LOL Your a funny bor

Oh, and I'm having sex with your wife

I was wondering where the 'Jaws-of-life' came from....






(FYI when you use the term 'bor' it means: 'I live to felch'.... just so you know.)

 

[jerseyart]

I was wondering where the 'Jaws-of-life' came from....






(FYI when you use the term 'bor' it means: 'I live to felch'.... just so you know.)

Hee hee

I guess you are no longer coming to NYC this year?

 

[jerseyart]

Oh and Chef

You'd never say that to me in person or I'd totally jack your face up

 

[ChefWide]

Oh and Chef

You'd never say that to me in person or I'd totally jack your face up

You could jack my face up with just an image of your savage grill, Mr. Merrick.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You could jack my face up with just an image of your savage grill, Mr. Merrick.

 

[jerseyart]

I'll break your face too Casanova

 

[jh1]

The Lotus Elise is an awesome car, a great road burner for only $40K. However, again... I couldn't fit in it.

I had one of those on order.... .... not anymore...


It's all but a dream...

Have to start selling penis pills and get rich quick schemes to make the money to buy it now that I am having a kid...

 

[AAP]

Do the Work-From-Home gimmick. Those two peeps last week sentenced to jail made millions from it.

 

[jh1]

Do the Work-From-Home gimmick. Those two peeps last week sentenced to jail made millions from it.

I am thinking about it...

They went to jail for the way they went about spamming, not for what they were selling so I am golden...

Hook me up with other ideas...

I want my girl, i want my baby, and I want my Elise...(which means an expensive Sedan, and and Elise and a 4wd for her) either her Dad has to give us his massive wealth or I have to make my own...

I got money and a good job... but I gots bills to pay too...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I'll break your face too Casanova

im breaking mine right now, smiling at how chef is talking to you

 

[Y_lifter]

The show down here is coming late this month..

I am about 4 years out on a new truck but want to see the new redesigned 2005 Frontiers. They should still be the same by the time I buy.

On and for some of you this won't matter, but I also enjoy checking out and taking pictures of / with the Car Platform Women..

 

[GoldenDelicious]

that lotus looks sweet

 

[jh1]

that lotus looks sweet

 

[Mr. dB]

However, again... I couldn't fit in it.

Just how big are you, anyway? I'm no monster by any stretch of the imagination, but at 5'10" and 235, I have yet to find a current production car that I cannot fit into. A friend who is 6'3" and over 300 pounds has no trouble driving very small cars, except for some occasional awkward ingress-egress issues.

 

[wootoom]

did you see the new C6 there?