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FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKING SHIT HAPPENED TO ME TONIGHT!!
I just wanna crawl in a hole and die right now. I was with this chick I have known for a couple months. We went back to her place and we started really fucking, I wanted this bitch so fucking bad ever since I met her. THis was going to be the best night of my life. First thing she tells me is that she wants to do some freaky fucking shit with me, that turned me on like anything. There was just one problem, my parents live right nextdoor to her (they actually introduced me to this chick).
So I am at her crib, and we are gettting that shit on real nice, I mean real nice. She then starts giggling and is like "Mark, why dont you fuck me with that chair. So i go in her dining room and pick up a chair (we were on her couch in her living room) and I start fucking her with the leg of it. She was screaming screams of passion, it was like poetry in motion. Then she grabbed the leg and started increasing the tempo from in....ouuuutt...inn..ouuutt to in,out!in,out!!in-out!!!.
Then she was like "enough with the chair, fuck me with your dick" So I started raming her I wanted to make a hole in her, then she busted out laughing and was like, "sorry, I got to tell you". I was like what the fuck are you talking about? She then pointed behind me and there were some kids standing outside her screen glass door (the fucking door was closed, but yo could see in it clearly) taping the fukcing shit with a camcorder!!! She was like "you are on candid camera" and she smiled at me.
I was like "fuck no, no one is going to tape me fucking this bitch" Especially if I was sticking a fucking chair in her pussy. So all i thought was to get the fucking tape, and get it now. I ran out the door and chased after thse fucking punks, it was dark out pretty much. I chased them in the next yard (which is my parents yard). I wasn't even thinking. I ran after them into the night and ran around the corner (the fucking punks were laughing the whole time) and I tripped and fell on one of my mothers fucking flower pots on their patio, I went down hard too, and it scraped me up pretty bad. I opened my eyes and my fucking parents were starting at me, and my dad's business boss (who happened to be over for dinner that evening, fucking unbelieveable) was there on the patio too. Evidently they were all out there chatting enjoying the evening when I came and fell right infront of them all while chasing this kid.
I was just laying there naked with my big schlong all red, and hard, and cum and shit all in my fucking pubes, all sweaty from chasing these punks. I also had shit on my dick because I fucked her up the ass a little bit too.My paren'ts were like "oh my god" The worst part is my dads boss know's who I am, and not only can never look my parents in the eye again ,but my dad can probaly never look his boss in the eye either. Also, when I fell and hit the ground, fucking cum shot out and got all on my moms face too. It had to be so fucking embarassing for them too.
Worst part is the fucking kid still has the tape too. I cant belive this shit, this is the worst and most embarassing night of my life.
FUcking unbelieveable!!!
I just wanna crawl in a hole and die right now. I was with this chick I have known for a couple months. We went back to her place and we started really fucking, I wanted this bitch so fucking bad ever since I met her. THis was going to be the best night of my life. First thing she tells me is that she wants to do some freaky fucking shit with me, that turned me on like anything. There was just one problem, my parents live right nextdoor to her (they actually introduced me to this chick).
So I am at her crib, and we are gettting that shit on real nice, I mean real nice. She then starts giggling and is like "Mark, why dont you fuck me with that chair. So i go in her dining room and pick up a chair (we were on her couch in her living room) and I start fucking her with the leg of it. She was screaming screams of passion, it was like poetry in motion. Then she grabbed the leg and started increasing the tempo from in....ouuuutt...inn..ouuutt to in,out!in,out!!in-out!!!.
Then she was like "enough with the chair, fuck me with your dick" So I started raming her I wanted to make a hole in her, then she busted out laughing and was like, "sorry, I got to tell you". I was like what the fuck are you talking about? She then pointed behind me and there were some kids standing outside her screen glass door (the fucking door was closed, but yo could see in it clearly) taping the fukcing shit with a camcorder!!! She was like "you are on candid camera" and she smiled at me.
I was like "fuck no, no one is going to tape me fucking this bitch" Especially if I was sticking a fucking chair in her pussy. So all i thought was to get the fucking tape, and get it now. I ran out the door and chased after thse fucking punks, it was dark out pretty much. I chased them in the next yard (which is my parents yard). I wasn't even thinking. I ran after them into the night and ran around the corner (the fucking punks were laughing the whole time) and I tripped and fell on one of my mothers fucking flower pots on their patio, I went down hard too, and it scraped me up pretty bad. I opened my eyes and my fucking parents were starting at me, and my dad's business boss (who happened to be over for dinner that evening, fucking unbelieveable) was there on the patio too. Evidently they were all out there chatting enjoying the evening when I came and fell right infront of them all while chasing this kid.
I was just laying there naked with my big schlong all red, and hard, and cum and shit all in my fucking pubes, all sweaty from chasing these punks. I also had shit on my dick because I fucked her up the ass a little bit too.My paren'ts were like "oh my god" The worst part is my dads boss know's who I am, and not only can never look my parents in the eye again ,but my dad can probaly never look his boss in the eye either. Also, when I fell and hit the ground, fucking cum shot out and got all on my moms face too. It had to be so fucking embarassing for them too.
Worst part is the fucking kid still has the tape too. I cant belive this shit, this is the worst and most embarassing night of my life.
FUcking unbelieveable!!!
