I traded sex for furniture

[UA_Iron]

There was a chair that the ex really wanted. I said absolutely not.

"I'll let you put it anywhere..."
*thinks*
"5 times"
*thinks*
Finally "Ten times and you have a deal.

It was a crate and barrel chair that I paid like 300 bucks for and looked girly geighish.

Think it was worth it?

I get actual coupons. I redeemed one this morning.

 

[Oceano]

fuck no, its your chair man

 

[Smurfy]

put it anywhere 10 times? meaning 10 different sexual sessions? or 10 pumps?


answer

 

[UA_Iron]

put it anywhere 10 times? meaning 10 different sexual sessions? or 10 pumps?


answer

Any hole I want. She bled this morning.

 

[chris302001]

Any hole I want. She bled this morning.

I was getting turned on til you mentioned her bleeding....

 

[deezy1225]

i would take the sex then wake up early enough to throw the chair in the back of you truck and GTFO!!

 

[rnch]

Any hole I want. She bled this morning.

then you don't know that the hell you are doing back there!

 

[Oceano]

then you don't know that the hell you are doing back there!

no homo?

 

[rnch]

no homo?

doesn't matter...same tissue, same technique (or lack thereof) for female or male anal sex.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm Dial_tone and I approve this thread....just not the bleeding part.