I spilled DNP on my wifes carpet!!!!! HELP

[RACER XXX]

Do any of you Rocket scientests know what removes it and where i can get it?? I'm in BIG TROUBLE HERE!!!!!!!
THANKS...

 

[peckerwood]

go pick up a u-haul bro .....your gonna need it .

 

[mwmdewes]

Your carpete must be in great shape. Looking lean and hard. GOOD LUCK

 

[Bootyshaker]

There is absolutely nothing you can do!

For the carpet anyways!

 

[Namu]

Sorry but there is nothing one can do other than purchase a new rug to cover the spot that is now ruined.

 

[ROIDRANGER]

doesnt 1,4 but...or gbl take dnp stains out........try it..good luck!!!!

 

[YellowD]

Spill kool-aid over top of it and blame it on the kids.

Take a drippy shit over it, and blame it on the dog.

Take a mean piss over it, and blame it on the cat.

Smack the bitch around and blame it on your wife.

 

[Judge Smales]

"A" sells a cleaner called Tectrol which will take DNP off of non-pourus surfaces, and it may be worth a shot, but DNP has been used as a dyeing agent because of it's strong ability to stain. I agree with the oter poster though, I think you are probably screwed.

 

[bstrong]

u're in very deep shit.
try spilling DNP all over it to give it a more even color.

 

[Nelson Muntz]

HA-HA

 

[The Ranger]

Mix baking soda, vinegar, and club soda into a paste....then scrub the fuck out of it ya clumsy fuck.....first day with the new hands wadgobbler.....heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Kahn]

Be a man. Tell her 1/2 of all this shit is yours and it was spilled on your half. Then cave in and get new carpet when she makes your life hell. Thats why I do all my shit in the basement with cement floors

 

[RACER XXX]

Thanks for all the words of wisdom fellas!! Yea i think i'm fucked.. i've been hiding it from her but if i don't hear from "A" in a few i guess i'll be buying new carpet for the bedroom!! Damn it!!
Ya see one of my friends said" i'll have someone ship you some DNP" I say great thanks buddy. then a few days later i get a package in the mail.. a small empty pill container inside ( i figured there were caps in there) so i twist off the top and poof YELLOW SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Powder inside not caps!!!!!
BTW THANKS FRIEND.

Thanks Judge Smales

Hey Ranger thanks ya fucker...

Peace.

OUT.

 

[delts2]

LOL, and you can see the fear in your post.......my "wife's" carpet. Been there. Try Ranger's antidote.

delts2