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I really fucking hate going down on a girl ...

your posts never change. and u should get pleasure out of knowing you are giving pleasure to the girl or A) your doing something wrong B) you're gay or C) the girl your with you really dont care about.

take your pick.
 
sucks to be you....being good at that negates having a smaller than average pee-pee




Def an art imo
 
Cornholio said:
sucks to be you....being good at that negates having a smaller than average pee-pee




Def an art imo
like many things in life, looks easier than it is!
 
casavant said:
If it's cute and shaved, I have trouble not going down on it. :p

I thought you were the shy type, big man...

Now you're bragging of your cunninglus conquests?
 
XBiker said:


I thought you were the shy type, big man...

Now you're bragging of your cunninglus conquests?

Shy type? LOL. Not really. What gave you that impression?:confused:

LOL..I'm not bragging on any conquest. :D
 
supernav said:
shaved, clean and doesn't smell.

otherwise forget it. I ain't going headfirst into a smelly, wet jungle.

-= nav =-

You can forget about making it in Ranger school as well.
 
PinK233 said:
You must not be too popular with the ladies

It's not that, I just really hate doing it. Maybe I suck at it lol :(, but I do know that I get really bored after a couple minutes. Intercorse is much more enjoyable as both of us get something out of it.

Side note: I am not too fund of blow jobs either, I just like sex ... so sue me. ;)

-sk
 
It's always a risky endeavor. You never know if you're going to get strawberry essence or tuna salad with a little shit mixed in. ;)
 
Athernigy said:
I really can't imagine anything more boring, well I can but it's still boring.

-sk

I actually agree with him.

I do it because it pleases the ladies, but i find it boring. My tongue is usually in their ass, which is personally a whole lot more exciting as far as i'm concerned.
 
i'd rather eat a clean one than not at all...PLUS think of how much more wet shes gonna be if you do it right before you engage in sexual intercourse
 
I had a girl who sucked at giving head and that really wasn't that great of an experience, but another girl I knew was fucking great at it. It was better than the sex. It all depends on the girl. That also goes for going down on girls. Sometimes it's more fun than others.
 
kronk said:
WHAT???? I cant believe that I am even reading any of this. Oh well to each their own.

IMO, going down on a female is one of the best parts of having sex. Being able to see a woman squirm with pleasure, over and over, they start begging for the other, but you dont let them have you, you keep going and going....

Point being, that the better you are at going down, the better everything else will be. If you please your woman if that way, again and again, for hours.. you can and will have anything you ever wanted...

For me, I enjoy it as much as she does. Watching her scream and squirm and moan with pleasure is truly an art. I love the taste, the feel and everything about it.

Just my opinion, I could be wrong.

BTW - Shouldnt this be moved to the sheets? Moved..

For hours and hours? You are a stud. My fucking jaw starts killing me after about 20 minutes and I can barely move my tongue. My ex use to say that if a man wanted to get a lot of sex, that he should get a tattoo that says, Pussy Eater.
 
XBiker said:



Now you're bragging of your cunninglus conquests?


THAT WOULD BE "CUNNILINGUS" ASSHOLE. BUT I WOULDNT EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT BEING THAT YOU LOVE PERFORMING FELLATIO SO MUCH ON YOUR PARTNERS.



KAYNE
 
bikinimom said:


Word to that Temple. I could not EVER imagine being with a man again who can not perform oral properly.

I could never imagine myself with a chick who has a hairy butt. To each there own though.
 
Boring?? Obviously you aren't getting the right reaction or else you wouldn't think so. Nothing gets me hotter than sucking & lickin' a girls clit & looking up at the ecstacy on her face. Rent some Porn & take a lesson or two my sexually inept brother. Maybe if you learn some technique, the experience will become more enjoyable for both parties.

On the chance that you don't have any porn handy though, I'll give you the pop-up version. Ready?

:chomp: = bad

:licker: = goooood:D
 
Ather,

You are a novice and a dissapointment to men everywhere. Heterosexual men that is. I can not understand why you would not want to or love going down on a woman.
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If it is unkept that is one thing.

Anything else, there are no excuses. Most women love that more than sex itself. The same way us men feel about blow jobs. Sit back and relax style. Either way, you definitely will not be experiencing long sexual encounters because of your lack of interest and/or skills.

Are you sure your not gay?
 
PolishHammer1977 said:
Ather,

You are a novice and a dissapointment to men everywhere. Heterosexual men that is. I can not understand why you would not want to or love going down on a woman.
I
If it is unkept that is one thing.

Anything else, there are no excuses. Most women love that more than sex itself. The same way us men feel about blow jobs. Sit back and relax style. Either way, you definitely will not be experiencing long sexual encounters because of your lack of interest and/or skills.

Are you sure your not gay?

Umm ok, you caught me. :rolleyes:

It's boring to me, my tongue fucking hurts and I really don't like it ... sue me.

-sk
 
You know there Kronk.... I've been depressed lately and perhaps a proper ass-lickinz is just what the doctor ordered.

Although the way little Johnnyjuice talks you would think that he knows something that you don't.
 
bikinimom said:
You know there Kronk.... I've been depressed lately and perhaps a proper ass-lickinz is just what the doctor ordered.

Although the way little Johnnyjuice talks you would think that he knows something that you don't.

Well if your doctor ordered that, then you need to see a specialist. My :licker: services are at your disposal m'lady.
 
bikinimom said:
You know there Kronk.... I've been depressed lately and perhaps a proper ass-lickinz is just what the doctor ordered.

You just let me know if you need any help with anything. If there is one thing more fun than going down on a guy... it is going down on a girl :p lol
 
:bawling: *jealous* :bawling:
You get Kini and Kronkette? Does life seem a little unfair to anyone else here?
 
bikinimom said:
You know there Kronk.... I've been depressed lately and perhaps a proper ass-lickinz is just what the doctor ordered.

Although the way little Johnnyjuice talks you would think that he knows something that you don't.

Aww, you called me little JohnyJuice. I am crushed. Go eat some more dbol, fuzzy buns.
 
i don't like it either

i am not gay, don't have a size problem, and have a wonderful wife who adores me (i adore her also)

we love public sex, we love hard sex, we love sex a lot. i just don't do that - it flat out does not appeal to me.

i've done it several times, and I get the rise out of women, but you know what - i routinely can make women pass out after sex.

i never, ever have had any complaints. Oh...i love blow jobs also.

one more thing - some of you people bitching about ad being gay or maybe not enough to be a "fine" man - dial it down a notch. most of you are kindy or screwed up in some way as it is.
 
JohnyJuice said:


Aww, you called me little JohnyJuice. I am crushed. Go eat some more dbol, fuzzy buns.

Have you ever seen me? Or even know anyone who has?

Until you KNOW what you are talking about....

Kindly shut the fuck up.


Thank you, that is all.

Class dissmissed, little Johnny. Have a nice day! :)
 
kronk said:


Kini, you know that I am ready when you are. Only been holding off cause of your man. Is he out of the picture yet? *taps foot waiting* Lil K and I are just sitting here waiting for you sweetie.

vinylgroover and Kali - - She was talking to ME so back off..lol

No, the man ain't outta the picture... I have just come to look at things a tad bit differently. :D

vinylgroover and Kali... *blush* what can I say, I guess that ya'll are into chicks with hairy asses.

*mops perspiration from brow*

PHEW! Lucky for me! LOL
 
Athernigy said:
I really can't imagine anything more boring, well I can but it's still boring.

-sk
Gotta laugh. Men(?) like you makes men like me charished all the more! p.s. "Dianabol is not the breakfast of champions!" Also I think your being selfish. The most pleasure I get from being with someone is doing for them. Harsh,but honest.
 
my girl lloves for me to go down on her...which i dont mind one bit because i know she enjoying, and it makes her feel good. I personally enjoy it myself.... she tastes de-lic-ious. its only boring if u make it. maybe u suck in bed.
 
Sucks for you bro. I could eat pussy all night long, and have!! I enjoy giving almost as much as recieving. Pleasing my partner first is always my priority. It wouldn't bother me if I just ate her and we didn't have sex, that's how much I like it!!!
 
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