i painted my GFs face

[JBRO]

the other day i busted my nut on my girlfriends face and glasses. at the time i was blowing, my friend knocked on my room door. so, my girlfriend left her face and glasses covered in my goop and goes in the living room to see what him and his girlfriend wanted. that was some funny shit. if i werent naked i would have gone just to see the look on their faces.

 

[Gymgurl]

You are a sick man lolololololol

 

[hamstershaver]

next time take off her glasses and shoot in her eye, they love that

 

[JBRO]

they always claim it burns. she likes the protective goggles.

 

[Mr. Black]

Just for kicks next time you blow on her face, get her to tilt her head back a little then blow a fat one up her nostrils and tell her to snort

 

[Gymgurl]

they always claim it burns. she likes the protective goggles.

It Burns???

 

[Mr. Black]

Cum has a low pH as it is a base. So it would be like pouring toilet bowl cleaner in your eyes.

 

[JBRO]

Cum has a low pH as it is a base. So it would be like pouring toilet bowl cleaner in your eyes.

...cool, now i have an excuse for beating off in the bathroom.."just cleaning the toilet honey, ill be out in a minute"!