I need sex

[SoKlueles]

and soon.

 

[bluepeter]

Following Biteme's example I see

 

[Gymgurl]

I can't make there that fast So.......

 

[RottenWillow]

Honey I'm getting more than I care for right now. I trully wish I could balance the load for you.

 

[MR Pink]

Buy a one way ticket to Amsterdam ... rent a car...drive to my home town.....find me and you will get plenty

 

[corythosaurus]

Colorado is nice this time of year!

 

[Dial_tone]

Break an appliance and call the maintenance man.

 

[plowboy]

call rectum rooter. they give free housecalls.

 

[dave smith]

Break an appliance and call the maintenance man.

Funny!

 

[newpump]

I'm in the wrong damn business.... washing machine repair here I come!

 

[hamstershaver]

then go out and screw someone and quit complaining

 

[strongsmartsexy]

and soon.

I am positive that if you want to get laid, you WILL get laid.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hmmmm....Colorado does sound nice soklueles....wanna take a road trip??

 

[juve]

I want attention



like a lot



and, like, real bad

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

it can't be that bad! or can it? well, take a road trip across the county line, i'm right down the road from you. or buy a new large vibrating toy for yourself. ahahahaha......either way you will be pleased.

 

[SoKlueles]

GG lets take a road trip...wait, Ill take a road trip to Michigan

 

[corythosaurus]

First Michigan then to COLORADO!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

That will work.....

 

[powerslave]

GG lets take a road trip...wait, Ill take a road trip to Michigan

Just stop off here in Ohio, sorry GG ya might not get any.

 

[mordy]

I hear so-cal is nice this time of year

 

[Robert Jan]

then go out and screw someone and quit complaining

yeah posts like these have attention whoring all over them

 

[Gymgurl]

Just stop off here in Ohio, sorry GG ya might not get any.

Thats okay just give it to her will ya!

 

[SoKlueles]

dangg u guys are mean i was just kidding...i have sex all the time ...with duracell and some attachments

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

dangg u guys are mean i was just kidding...i have sex all the time ...with duracell and some attachments




maybe you should try getting out once and a while sweetie.

 

[powerslave]

dangg u guys are mean i was just kidding...i have sex all the time ...with duracell and some attachments

I gots all the attachments you need!

 

[SoKlueles]

whoa power

 

[The_Ghost]

You are a woman, you can get it whenever you want. The world is your sex toy

 

[strongsmartsexy]

You are a woman, you can get it whenever you want. The world is your sex toy

Well said!

 

[hamstershaver]

dangg u guys are mean i was just kidding...i have sex all the time ...with duracell and some attachments

since you and your x broke up my stock in duracell has doubled. coincidence?????

 

[SoKlueles]

no comment

 

[ColdCut]

First Michigan then to COLORADO!!!

hey HEY, where is the california love?!?!?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Yeah! Besides, Sandyeggo is NICE this time of year.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang long road trip

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

i told ya-cross the county line babe. you can make a new video.

 

[SoKlueles]

What county are u in? I forgot

 

[Athos]

GG lets take a road trip...wait, Ill take a road trip to Michigan

GG already gets all she needs, babe.

 

[SoKlueles]

then lets leave her at home ok? She can babysit

 

[Athos]

then lets leave her at home ok? She can babysit

She may have to join in.

GG is very stingy.

 

[Gymgurl]

Yes I am........

 

[Longhorn85]

and soon.

What is wrong with those Tennessee menfolk? You might need to move.

 

[SoKlueles]

Tennessee menfolk suck...I need to travel more

 

[powerslave]

Tennessee menfolk suck...I need to travel more

How's about a visitor from up north?

 

[SoKlueles]

lol dont tempt me

 

[Bikini Mod]

The world might be a woman's sex toy, but that doesn't mean that we are all of us void of standards.

I think I may die a virgin.

*sigh*

Damn me and my standards!!!

 

[juve]

The world might be a woman's sex toy

Any woman believing that is beguiled by her own egotistic essence

 

[SoKlueles]

oh bite me juve ...I need a freakin dictionary to figure that sentence out

 

[Dial_tone]

Tennessee menfolk suck...I need to travel more

What'd you expect? They're all related. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[boost_addict]

I get free flights any where in continental north america

Fly up to canada lol

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

Tennessee menfolk suck...I need to travel more

sweetie.......you have been lookin' in the wrong places in tn.. i am in wilson county. are you in the boro? don't waste your money on a road trip up north, them yanks are ain't gonna hit it right. remember this is the volunteer state and i volunteer to help you with your sex life. (mighty white of me hahahaha lol) i'll start by kissing your neck, then i will move down to those beautiful breasts. after sufficient time is spent sucking on your breasts i will move down with some sweet kisses across and down your little waist until i reach your kitty. then the magic will begin, slow and even licks up and down your love button (with some added finger play as well ofcourse) until you are writhing with pleasure. just when you think that this is the end i will turn you over with your ass in the air and begin the second phase of your pleasure. i will smack your ass and dive between those firm cheeks with my tongue and oh.......oh my bad. i got a little carried away didn't i?

 

[Pamela]

What'd you expect? They're all related. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

too much watching deliverance for you yanks. oh, gotta go my sister/girlfriend is calling.

 

[Pamela]

sweetie.......you have been lookin' in the wrong places in tn.. i am in wilson county. are you in the boro? don't waste your money on a road trip up north, them yanks are ain't gonna hit it right. remember this is the volunteer state and i volunteer to help you with your sex life. (mighty white of me hahahaha lol) i'll start by kissing your neck, then i will move down to those beautiful breasts. after sufficient time is spent sucking on your breasts i will move down with some sweet kisses across and down your little waist until i reach your kitty. then the magic will begin, slow and even licks up and down your love button (with some added finger play as well ofcourse) until you are writhing with pleasure. just when you think that this is the end i will turn you over with your ass in the air and begin the second phase of your pleasure. i will smack your ass and dive between those firm cheeks with my tongue and oh.......oh my bad. i got a little carried away didn't i?

Wow Klueles You better take him up on this..

 

[Bikini Mod]

Any woman believing that is beguiled by her own egotistic essence

..or quoting something that another man said.

 

[Gymgurl]

Wow Klueles You better take him up on this..

I agree....this one my require some investigation........

 

[SoKlueles]

dang when did this site get so graphic?

 

[hamstershaver]

i see you are still yanking evey guys chain in here soklueles

 

[SoKlueles]

dont worry bout it hammy

 

[Gymgurl]

A man deserves a good chain yanking once in awhile..........

 

[hamstershaver]

dont worry bout it hammy

please dont make me

 

[tuc biscuit]

dang people. let's try and have fun here


please edit out anyones names from posts that have not given you specific permission to post it

 

[hamstershaver]

she starts it tuc just like a typical woman

 

[tuc biscuit]

fair enough, but come on, some people like to remain private, just use your famous sense of humour rather than trying to be hurtfull

 

[juve]

..or quoting something that another man said.

Who? If so, the I'm in accord with 'that' man

 

[SoKlueles]

accord this

 

[juve]

accord this

yea, we can kick it at the back seat of honda accord

 

[SoKlueles]

and steam up the windows? Done that a few times in my younger days lol guess thats why i drive a van now

 

[Gymgurl]

So much more room to have sex in a van.........

 

[Bikini Mod]

Who? If so, the I'm in accord with 'that' man

Scroll back a bit. I am too lazy to quote.

 

[juve]

Scroll back a bit. I am too lazy to quote.

No, you scroll back, woman! I refuse

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

im waiting for my investigation...lol

 

[Gymgurl]

I might have to interview you for her....She needs a nice man!

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

hahaha..okay, just let me know when babe.

 

[Gymgurl]

I will have to check her qualification for the job and let ya know......

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

my specs. are 5'8 210lb. 50 inch chest over 18 inch arms a 33 inch waist and a 8x6 co.........ummmmmm yea, you just get back with me.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm 4'6", 275 with 3 inches of flesh-filled fury......I make Lee Preist look like Manute Bol.....bring it here for some real man candy.

 

[juve]

my specs. are 5'8 210lb. 50 inch chest over 18 inch arms a 33 inch waist and a 8x6 co.........ummmmmm yea, you just get back with me.

Hi, I'm delusional....rather a compulsive liar.
No no no, this is EF, your stats are pale in comparison with 99% of its population, sorry

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

damn bro...don't be a hater. i am ALL NATURAL. i don't have to lie bro, this is what god blessed me with. i didn't have to jab a needle in my ass to get big(not that there is anything wrong with it, just not my choice). i just busted my ass and ate right. i would be bigger if i didn't keep my weight down for my sport but i guess i am lying about that to huh?. what are your stats natural dude? hell, you probably juiced up to get to where i am at right now. nevermind bro, i just checked your profile, your a little fella. my bad.