pizza - you just said you "hate fucking cheese." i didn't know that not liking cheese was even an available option in DNA. scientists should study you.
beer - yeah it's gross. i don't know who sits down after a balls ass hot afternoon of mowing the lawn with sweat dripping off them and goes "damn, a beer would be perfect right now." give me some lemonade. i occasionally slip a beer in after about 6-7 7&7s just to break up the monotony, but i never drink strictly beer when i go out.
big boobs - this is the reason i get out of bed in the morning. your problem is that you've never seen a perfectly shaped pair of D cups, like on a girl with a size 34 bust(this basically guarantees "nice ass" along with it). i have been to the promised land. it is good, but at the same time it's evil because everything else pales in comparison. it's like winning a contest and getting to drive a porsche 911 turbo around for a year, then they take it away from you and you're still working McDonald's drive-thru figuring out how on earth you could ever get ahold of that car again.