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I must be the only guy on earth that doesnt like Pizza, beer, and big boobs

jerkbox said:
you like cosmos orb?

Clean your ears out jerksox...

VODKA on the ROCKS...

Sound like a cosmo to you assbadger? It's more of a man drink than beer...
 
pizza - you just said you "hate fucking cheese." i didn't know that not liking cheese was even an available option in DNA. scientists should study you.

beer - yeah it's gross. i don't know who sits down after a balls ass hot afternoon of mowing the lawn with sweat dripping off them and goes "damn, a beer would be perfect right now." give me some lemonade. i occasionally slip a beer in after about 6-7 7&7s just to break up the monotony, but i never drink strictly beer when i go out.

big boobs - this is the reason i get out of bed in the morning. your problem is that you've never seen a perfectly shaped pair of D cups, like on a girl with a size 34 bust(this basically guarantees "nice ass" along with it). i have been to the promised land. it is good, but at the same time it's evil because everything else pales in comparison. it's like winning a contest and getting to drive a porsche 911 turbo around for a year, then they take it away from you and you're still working McDonald's drive-thru figuring out how on earth you could ever get ahold of that car again.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Clean your ears out jerksox...

VODKA on the ROCKS...

Sound like a cosmo to you assbadger? It's more of a man drink than beer...

you didn't answer the question.
 
jerkbox said:
you didn't answer the question.

Oh. You're right I didn't. Sorry, I was assuming your were infering I liked cosmo's based on my post which you had quoted, which would have been total bullshit because I said nothing of the sort.

NO. I don't like cosmopolitan martinis. They are too sweet.

Thanks.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Oh. You're right I didn't. Sorry, I was assuming your were infering I liked cosmo's based on my post which you had quoted, which would have been total bullshit because I said nothing of the sort.

NO. I don't like cosmopolitan martinis. They are too sweet.

Thanks.

what about sugarfree sex on the beaches?
 
chaos mage said:
what about sugarfree sex on the beaches?

No.

I like Vodka on the rocks. I also like Vodka and Diet 7up/Sprite.

That's about it. Every once in a while a good cold beer is good with food.

:p
 
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