I love my woman but what I love even more is sexing other women

[Brad Piff]

She cooks, cleans, has money and sucks and fucks me dry but no anal play like when we first started. I tend to go out on the weekend and live a second life.

I want to stay with her but at the same time I want to bury my face in many diverse muffs.

 

[blueta2]

then leave her. Any sane man would DIE for a great woman like that.

 

[ortiz34]

not an alter

 

[puddlemonkey]

then leave her. Any sane man would DIE for a great woman like that.

Don't feed the alters.

 

[SouthernLord]

Your strong desire for butt sex is an obvious sign that you're gay. Oh and she's cheating on you.

 

[Brad Piff]

not an alter

She is not an alternative but my main squeeze. The alternatives rotate from weekend to weekend usually in different bars/pubs/clubs

 

[samoth]

She is not an alternative but my main squeeze. The alternatives rotate from weekend to weekend usually in different bars/pubs/clubs

Only an alter would respond to an accusation in this way.

Seriously, you guys gotta work on your alters. They're never funny anymore. Remember Muscular_Gunz? That was an alter.

Please come back when you think of an original, entertaining schtick. TYIA.

 

[silverstar1025]

She isn't a good wife if she won't take it in the butt.

 

[rudeboyja]

She isn't wife material if she won't take it in the butt.

Word up!!

 

[drsketch]

She isn't a good wife if she won't take it in the butt.

Will you marry me?