I just flick my boogers.

[Apöllo]

ok, well i can masterbate to climax with either hand. I don't need any lub, just straight jacking. I usually have a tissue to catch it. I'm really grossed out when I get it on myself; Plus I've got a hairy chest and stomach and cum in hair is such a problem.

As for sex with my girlfriend, we usually just do traditional positions. Oh yeah! and she can not suck my dick after it's been in her pus. Actually she likes to suck me off A LOT. She says she likes to do it so I let her. Then usually I'll suck on her tits while she masterbates and then falls asleep.

 

[tiger88]

u ever fuck a banana??


chop off 2 inches of it and spoon out some of banana and fuck it


or buy some chic lotion and rub it on your dick and jerk off

or even this one paint your names and jerk off


i got a few more too

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

do you look at porn when your jacking off? or just thoughts of your gf??

& only tradiional postions?? c'mon Apöllo-- sounds like you should ask her for some anal action for your bday next wk!

 

[Apöllo]

I fucked a watermelon before, that shit was cold, it was difficult to keep it hard and I just threw it away

 

[Apöllo]

yeah, i look at porn if I've got. sometimes we masterbate together.

Actually she wanted me to do anal this past week. It didn't work out. The last time we tried it was about 2 years ago. I lubed it all up and then slid it in about an inch into her asshole and then she collapsed and blacked out. I thought I was going to have to take her to the hospital or something, but she was ok.

 

[tiger88]

I fucked a watermelon before, that shit was cold, it was difficult to keep it hard and I just threw it away

i never fucked a watermelon


did u hollow it out? how far u hole it?


hey on the nana sex

put it in the microwave for 8 seconds so its warm

 

[Apöllo]

yeah i spooned out a hole for myself on the the watermelon.

i don't have a nanners right now.

 

[tiger88]

yeah, i look at porn if I've got. sometimes we masterbate together.

Actually she wanted me to do anal this past week. It didn't work out. The last time we tried it was about 2 years ago. I lubed it all up and then slid it in about an inch into her asshole and then she collapsed and blacked out. I thought I was going to have to take her to the hospital or something, but she was ok.

try a fozen hot dog in her asshole to expaind the cavity

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

you just stuck your dick in her ass!! no wonder she passed out...LOL! I think Apöllo needs to read up on anal sex if he ever wants it again...

 

[Apöllo]

I doubt she'll take a ice cold wiener up there. I tell her if she wants it so bad she should practice stretching it out when she takes showers, but no, she doesn't want to make the effort.