I have

[WODIN]

3 pounds of Chocolate Peanute Butter Cookie Dough sitting on my desk and A box of white pizzas. I've eaten very clean this past two weeks too. Lost 3 pounds..yada yad... OMG THIS SHIT IS TEMPTING!!!!

I just want to open the cookie dough, cover my nuts with it and go chasing after grandma corbis. Once I catch her I'll bang her saggy ass till she squeals like casavant during his boys night out just to thank her for making such a wonderful product.


For real. Http://www.grandmacorbis.com

 

[saint808]

i say give in... fuck the six pack and become a monster... but that is due in part to the fact that i personally may never have one unless it's MGD the champagne of beers... yeah i'll just stick that in my belt... at least i will score with the alcoholic chicks.

 

[WODIN]

But...I have a nice 3.5 pack going...I know I cant get the rest! LMAO!!

 

[saint808]

i have a six pack... i just like to keep it hidden under layers of fat to keep me from beating off the women with a stick... i am not very good with stick fighting and such.

 

[rudedawg]

Karma for you two

 

[WODIN]

lol... You could practice.

 

[dballer]

Where the fuck is all of this Grandma Corbis shit coming from?? There was 2 tubs of it over at my mom's house on Tuesday.. and a tub just appeared in my icebox ... and I live alone.

 

[WODIN]

Grandma gorbis hires "the lil people" to make deliveries.

 

[saint808]

Where the fuck is all of this Grandma Corbis shit coming from?? There was 2 tubs of it over at my mom's house on Tuesday.. and a tub just appeared in my icebox ... and I live alone.

it's the new replacement for crack.

 

[WODIN]

Did you read that story about the kid from akron buying grandma corbis cookie dough?

 

[saint808]

it does make a perfect fundraiser tho... sure the PTO gives you the first hit for free but then grandma corbis makes you get your knees dirty.

 

[Y_lifter]

How you gonna keep it cool until you get it home ?
Better eat it before it gets warm and is ruined..

They are building a Krispy Kreme right on the way I drive work every day.

Mapquest had better find me another route..

 

[Raina]

This thread is starting to sound a bit like HS's pop tart commercial post from last night.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

This thread is starting to sound a bit like HS's pop tart commercial post from last night.....

if that were really true, there would have been racial undertones abound, and HI would occasionally poke in with poorly phrased attempts at flames that had nothing to do with the discussion at hand.

 

[WODIN]

Y-lifter...

I have a fridge here at work.

Krespy kremes...get them just made or else they're just another donought.

 

[strider364]

You must not give in to the Dark side.

 

[Raina]

Krispy Kremes are possibly a product of the devil. Or my bf is because he likes to bring a dozen warm KK's home on Sunday mornings.

I guess that's better than when he brings the KKK home though....

 

[Y_lifter]

Krespy kremes...get them just made or else they're just another donought.

Hence my stress with the building of a Krispy Kreme store right on my way to work including the HOT DOUGHNUTS NOW sign...

 

[strider364]

Krispy Kremes are possibly a product of the devil. Or my bf is because he likes to bring a dozen warm KK's home on Sunday mornings.

I guess that's better than when he brings the KKK home though....

My theory is that they lace the Krispy Kremes with nicotine, increasing the addicitive quality.

 

[beastboy]

I like Tim Horton's Muffins........but does that sound bad?

 

[The Shadow]

lol


GO!!!

GO!!!

GO!!!

 

[WODIN]

Hence my stress with the building of a Krispy Kreme store right on my way to work including the HOT DOUGHNUTS NOW sign...

Ohhh they don't put sign on every Krespy Kreme...they only put it on the high traffic ones where they're churning em out all the time. I predict a spare tire in your future. LOL..

 

[big4life]

Hence my stress with the building of a Krispy Kreme store right on my way to work including the HOT DOUGHNUTS NOW sign...

There is one about a mile from my house.

 

[saint808]

so fresh krispy kremes are like tomacco from the simpsons?

 

[Y_lifter]

I like Tim Horton's Muffins........buy does that sound bad?

Only if you are Tim Horton...

 

[The Shadow]

hehehehehe

 

[SofaGeorge]

Wodin... listen to Saint on this one... I DNP'd down to six pack abs. I lost my 19" arms in the process. It is better to be a monster than a fitness model.

 

[Y_lifter]

Krispy Kreme chocolate fudge glaized and Cheese Krystals are 2 things I must use every once of determination to not eat often.

Maybe 3 times a year or so the dark side wins...

Keep your hands away from them during this time or you will be using a prosthetic device to scratch your balls..

 

[WODIN]

Wodin... listen to Saint on this one... I DNP'd down to six pack abs. I lost my 19" arms in the process. It is better to be a monster than a fitness model.

LOL!!!

I'm just eating clean because I was feeling like a big old pile of Sk*.

 

[Y_lifter]

I stepped in a pile of SK* last weekend.
Cas had to cleanup a pile of SK* at the Library last week
Vix's lifting partner probably SK*'ed his pants when she asked for a teabag spot yesterday.