Clearly you don't know much about woman. Chicks tend to go for older guys. Why one the idea that they are mature (true sometimes but not always), two the idea that they are more established in there life IE succesful.
If digi was single had the same body he does now I bet he could easly pull more chicks than you without even having to flash his abs, based on his personality oh and drop the I am an accountent line in there. Not only is that a decent paying career but it means he's actually good with money which gives woman a sense of security so he'd make a good long term partner.
Woman are more likely to drop there pants for a person they could see themselves with long term. Also there is no accounting for all the young ones with Daddy issues that bone older dudes to try work through said issues.