It's going to take awhile. You have to remember he can only use one hand.
Between typing the list, fixing his hair, putting on glitter and flexing in the mirror, it might be after Thanksgiving before we know who made the list.
Holy fuck would I love to have a hidden cam video of HI applying his glitter. That would be one of the funniest things I've ever watched.
"Hmmmmm.. I think I'll put a little here....and here...OOPSIES, missed a spot.. teeheeheehee!"