There's lots of women, on account of half the Canadian men being gay. I have to say it's hard to find a hetrosexual bar but once you do you can have a field day. Curling? How could you miss out on that?
If it's lude your after then canadian strippers will crank your chicken for sure .... I managed a club for 4 years .
I've seen them insert just about anything you can imagine and then some ... the ones that gross me out fill there box with bottled water and then spray it all over the guys ...
I could write pages of stories but after awhile the novelty wears off and it gets sickening .