You better get all of your fucking in by June. Once she takes a bite of that wedding cake, you won't be getting any. Think of wedding cake as birth control.
I bet you can't wait until the young whippersnapper becomes strong enough to crush a small appliance with his bare hands. That will be the day you take him to Best Buy.
I bet you can't wait until the young whippersnapper becomes strong enough to crush a small appliance with his bare hands. That will be the day you take him to Best Buy.