If you're not pounding some ass every day, you're a poor man. I'd rather have little money and get fucked every day at least twice a day, then be rich and rarely ever get it. I haven't found a suitable partner and I don't have much time to look.
Strange, I was just thinking about this the other day. When I was married I was getting laid practically daily for 7 years straight, usually more than once per day, but I never masturbated more during my life than during those 7 years. Since she's moved out and I haven't been getting any, I've kind of lost interest in even masturbating more than a few times per week.