I got laid yesterday

[MrMuscle]

FINALLY

I had just been to the tanning salon and was on my way home when i got a call on my cell. It was a gf of mine, she wanted me to come over. Now i like this girl, she was the one who first got in touch with me, wanting me to help her with a training program. And i love it when girls actually take initiative like that. Cuz i never do SO i said ok, and went to her house. It seems she is alone and had some questions about her diet. so i help her out, and when im about to leave she gives me a hug. and bam, she starts kissing my neck and stuff..first i wa like WYF..then i though "hey, this feels good"..now mind you she is hot like hell. tight tummy, around 5'6 maybe, nice ass, big tits..and she has this sext tattoo on her lower back..so we make out for a while and she leads me to the bedroom..And she starts undressing, and she is so fine..and i cant belive this is happening..cuz its not. Aprils fools.

 

[Si|vio]

how predictable... nobody believed you, had you said: "One of my guy friends called me up"... then that would have been believable.

 

[Pamela]

That's a good one..

 

[The_Mexican]

how predictable... nobody believed you, had you said: "One of my guy friends called me up"... then that would have been believable.

LOL!

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

 

[6(SIC)6]

I fell for it

 

[Peyote Killa]

Nice MrMuscle, I totally fell for it.

 

[Train Harder]

That was funny, almost had my hand down my pants to go along for the ride.

 

[daveyboy]

You had me going there for a minute....

 

[WODIN]

If you had said havoc banged your ass hard...I would have believed you.

 

[decem]

grape ape grape ape

 

[Wynn]

I thought you were going to say you got laid off from your job. It's more likely to happen. j/k

 

[Franco C]

Ah man, you totally got me! I was saying hell yeah, go mr muscle.

 

[supersizeme]

i have been had as well, you crazy norwegian.

 

[jeep310]

aww man, and I was going to ask how it was.......your first time with a woman...........hehehhehehe

 

[MrMuscle]

 

[huntmaster]

sly dog

 

[vixenbabe]

I WAS HOPING IT WAS TRUE....HOPING SOMEONE GAVE YA A PITY F*CK TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD....

 

[Rex]

I was about to say theres your Easter miracle.

 

[AAP]

When I first started reading this "she" shit... I knew it was a gag. Now if he had written "he", I might have bought it.

 

[manny78]

Bro: hookers aren't that expensive did you ever consider one ?

 

[LeviathanX]

Ha! Maybe that's not believable for you, but that shit happens to me everyday!
























APRIL FOOLS!

 

[Summer Bunny]

I fell for it...untill i read how she started to kiss his neck....

LeviathanX
Ha! Maybe that's not believable for you, but that shit happens to me everyday! APRIL FOOLS!

had to include the april fools.

 

[Night Fly]

I almost fell for it!!!! Until you started talking about how attractive the girl was!!! hehe...I'm JUST KIDDING!

I really was hoping it was true....

 

[dballer]

tell everyone how you fucked those hyenias.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

what a loser? hehe, j/k

 

[LiLady11]

Ha ha!! Good one MM!!

Happy April Fools!!

 

[OMEGA]

Oh MAN! @%@%!$^!!!!

I fell for it too.....I was getting all excited, and happy for you

oh well funny non the less

 

[polarpixie]

Is this the way you would want it to happen???

lol....

 

[danielson]

Is this the way you would want it to happen???

lol....

i suspect this is the way most would want it too

mr muscle would probably work in a pink tutu and a moutain elk in some way or another however.....

 

[Kahn]

whew, dude, thanks for making it so long. I finished my part. Now the funny part is I got off on the girl you never fucked.hehe Thanks.

 

[naturally anabolic]

what'd ya do mr muscle? throw some lipstick on rose e. palm?

 

[Kryp2o]

how predictable... nobody believed you, had you said: "One of my guy friends called me up"... then that would have been believable.

Now this I can believe.

 

[PHATchik]

I fell for it! Yes, I'm gullible. Lol. I was hoping it was true for ya hun! You need a good woman.

 

[Lady Viking]

Good one

 

[Drizzt]

Damn you mr. muscle I was about to throw ya mad props. Well maybe next year it will be true =p.

Drizz

 

[MrMuscle]