I fist fucked my neighbor's dog's eye socket

[Strongbow]

and he cried about it, what a pussy, the neghibor not his dog. His dog is a pussy too, thou.

 

[Chopzilla]

Was it tight?

 

[zwhit]

Yorkie?

 

[TableFun]

You didn't do shit!

 

[miplank]

should've hit it with a litre of cola

 

[TableFun]

should've hit it with a litre of cola

Lololll

 

[Strongbow]

You didn't do shit!

I'll fist fuck your gut and watch you puke twinkies and hot dogs muthafucka

 

[Strongbow]

should've hit it with a litre of cola

I done pulled Tebow off his shit eater three times and saved the dog's ass. I pulled him off him again yesterday and the dog came charging at me while I had Tebow by the collar, so I mashed his fucking eye socket with a got damn one hitter quitter. Dude was like fuck mane you done fucked up my dog, and I said well if you don't get yo dog and yo ass back in yo yard Ima fuck yo grill up too, Merry Christmas and STFU.

 

[PICK3]

so the dog only has 1 good eye now?

 

[Strongbow]

I also gave a ngr that ran out of gas, 5 gallons and a gas jug to get his black ass home, so I did my charity work for the year just in time.