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i finally got fired!

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uou

Banned
well, it was last saturday when i got fired... and the story is:

i goto work on friday, i pick up my check, and walk into the back to talk to a close friend... my manager is in the back, with two other employees.. i take a peak and leave... than i hear my name... not once, but twice.. so i ignore the bitch, and continue to walk. she comes running after me and says 'oh! diary is running slow today so i need you to work today and take care of something', and i was about to say 'no', when she says 'do me this favor.. please!', and i say 'ok, bitch!'. i come to work 2hrs later, and find out her fucking boyfriend is running the store.. so i fuck around all night, BUT I GOT ALL MY WORK DONE!! so i goto the basement, and start to break lights off a pillar. i have a laugh or two, and leave... the next day i was scheduled to drive, i goto work 930, and i walk into the back, and she's their. so i look around, and everyone has there heads down (first sign). than she says 'i want to talk to you in the back office (second sign from the whore). i goto the back office, she wants me to sit down, i refuse.. i'm ready to get fired... and she tells me they don't need me... so i give her the finger like stonecold, walk out.. punched out.. and lifted and cart and fucking threw it at the window. two days later, i see her boyfriend in a pickup, so i'm ready to pound the m0f0, and he starts waving and beeping at me with a smile on his face, like we are friends... and i'm thinking, 'what a dumb m0f0!!!!!!!!'.
 
For some strange reason employers tend to get upset when you intentionally destroy company property. I don't quite understand why.
 
WEll since you said that like Stone Cold you gave her the finger you should have given her the stunner as well.

Like I said, you sound like employee of the month material.
 
i'm 17 guys, don't sweat it.... anyway this is the sequel:

i go on friday to get my check, and i hear news that someone broke like 4 front windows of the store. ;)
and the BIG BIG owner of the entire food chain came down asking people whether or not i had done it... so i people telling me they were going to withhold my check. so i fucking flipped on the manager... and i was like "you bitch! fucking white trash". through my entire time at work she always!!! always!!! fucking made me feel like shit.... so i was like fuck it". one time i fucking got all the carts for the store, and i go inside to take a peek at the time, and i come outside, and another dood that worked with me was there with the manager... and she turns to me and says "why didn't you help him get the carts!!", so after that i fucking lost it... anyway, friday night me and 4 friends went down to the store again and that kid was leaving, so i fucking jumped out and ran at his ass and i fucking kicked him in the chest with a HUGE front kick.. the kid fell back.. and i mounted my self on-top, and got him in a grapevine (for people who understand wrestling terms) and i fucking pounded his face into the floor. i fucking managed to leave by time the security guard came out.
 
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Amaf sorry i mean UOU you are a real asset to this board. You make life seem so much better for all of us i have never laughed so much in my 34 years that when i read your posts. No matter if it is here or on the Anabolics board

You are my hero.

P.S. still not sure why they banned you :D :D :D
 
Uh, most 17 year olds are not morons like yourself. You constantly have these stories where you break the law, you will land up in jail/juvenile detention if what you say is true. Let alone someone as unstable as you should not be using AS....Dumbass..............
 
If I were the kid you beat on, I'd hire a lawyer and sue you and your family, and your insurance company. Then have the police come and arrest you for felony assault

And there goes your refrence from the supermarket.

I just wish that some kids would think about the future consequences of their actions.

I mean , we all went through this stuff. It's nothing new to any of us, but some have the maturity to work it out instead of acting like a caveman.
 
Fucking right on! Stick it to 'em uou!:D

This is all starting to make so very much sense to me. Let me break it down for everyone...

Once upon a time, there was a small, impish boy by the name of uou. The poor boy was none too popular with the ladies and did not enjoy having to constantly endure the teasings, pantsings (getting his pants pulled down), and mock admiration he received from his peers. And then there was the frequent rapings he received from his pet bunny Mr. Vicious (you'll have to use your imagination to picture that at this point), but that's another story all together. Anyway, it just so happens that uou was a big fan of WWF wrestling. Whether or not he watched it for the sweaty, half-naked men or the actual wrestling is besides the point, though I think we all know the answer. The bottom line is that he was a fan and so set out to learn the art of "wrastling". After joining the school wrestling team, young uou quickly realized that being tossed about and molested by other boys, though sexually exciting as it was, hurt a little more than he cared for. And so, uou tracked out down a rather large fellow who was more than willing to poke him in the ass and, oh yeah, supply him with steroids (though he refused to tell him what exactly they were). Eventually, our young friend found his way onto this board which brings us to the present. Let the hilarity ensue!
 
17yrs old.......It shows. How are you going to buy all that gear w/ no job? At least you know how to reseal a 10ml vile after it's opened. Maybe you can get a job with TTokkyo.......LMFAO :finger:
 
Nathan you absolutely kill me.

uou - please continue to provide more fodder for our unabashed entertainment.

BTW, I really admire the way you "attack life", so I'd like to offer you a job - NOT!

You'll find yourself locked up sooner or later. But don't despair, I have a feeling you will enjoy prison.
 
Vitruvius said:
Uh, most 17 year olds are not morons like yourself. You constantly have these stories where you break the law, you will land up in jail/juvenile detention if what you say is true. Let alone someone as unstable as you should not be using AS....Dumbass..............
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what he said.
 
Hey uou, you sound like you have a bedroom full of Eminem posters. Its worthless fuckers like you that makes mankind regress. When your 20 you'll be wondering why you are broke, can't find a job and how you got that 14 year old ghetto bitch pregnant! Even though I am only 23, I completely understand why teenagers are looked down upon in society.
 
uou said:
i'm 17 guys, don't sweat it.... anyway this is the sequel:

i go on friday to get my check, and i hear news that someone broke like 4 front windows of the store. ;)
and the BIG BIG owner of the entire food chain came down asking people whether or not i had done it... so i people telling me they were going to withhold my check. so i fucking flipped on the manager... and i was like "you bitch! fucking white trash". through my entire time at work she always!!! always!!! fucking made me feel like shit.... so i was like fuck it". one time i fucking got all the carts for the store, and i go inside to take a peek at the time, and i come outside, and another dood that worked with me was there with the manager... and she turns to me and says "why didn't you help him get the carts!!", so after that i fucking lost it... anyway, friday night me and 4 friends went down to the store again and that kid was leaving, so i fucking jumped out and ran at his ass and i fucking kicked him in the chest with a HUGE front kick.. the kid fell back.. and i mounted my self on-top, and got him in a grapevine (for people who understand wrestling terms) and i fucking pounded his face into the floor. i fucking managed to leave by time the security guard came out.
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TRANSLATION:
After finally getting a job as a French Fry Salter thanks to the Ronald McDonald Handi-Capable Program, I was fired on my first day. They pulled me in the office and said, "Little Forrest, we can't have someone working here who shits their pants on the job and plays with their dingee all day, I'm sorry but we're going to have to let you go."

So I told my 85 year old manager, "Hey lady you're a m0f0....poopypants funny....dingy itchy" She responded by suplexing me, followed by 5 or 6 minutes of flying drop kicks, eye gouges, atomic knee drops, and an assortment of illegal close fisted strikes to my groin and abdomen. People were yelling, "Run Forrest Rrrrrrrrrun!!!!", but I had fallen and couldn't get up. I did manage to raise my limp bloodied arm and flip her off with my mangled middle finger---but that really pissed her off! Luckily my high pitched screams and crying, finally convinced her that I had had enough of this terrible beating.

Anyways, I'm keeping my McDonald's visor :finger: , fuck that old bitch, she can kiss my big, hairy, pimply a-......oh shit, I think she's coming over here to kick my ass again now....:worried:
 
Nathan very funny yet again. I told youo this was another Amaf (UOU) classic. I must admit it does not beat the famous 'Closing the vial thread' but comes a good close.

Like you i was very worried when i saw his latest post............it was normal!!! still i am sure it was just an off day

UOU for Mod!:D
 
By the way AMAF/UOU. I am having some problems with this m0f0 around here and he just won't leave me alone. I called him a bitch and everything. I was wondering: the next time you are on another 10 week Anadrol cycle, and your rage is even worse, if you could come out here and take care of this guy for me. I'm sure you would only have to do one of these :doublefi: and a couple of these :finger: followed by your most muscular pose, and he will shit his drawers. Thanks man.

BadAzz
 
Bring back the Sanatarium for this freak :freak:

Welcome to where time stands still
no one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
just labeled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, No windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred


Sleep my friend and you will see
that dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
can't they see it's why my brain says Rage


Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone


Build my fear of what's out there
and cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
but violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
he's getting better, can't you tell?


No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
but they think this saves us from our hell


Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Sanitarium, just leave me alone


Fear of living on
natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word
seems the only way
for reaching out again.

:devil:
 
^
see those jealous replies i got from people |

ya.. i'm a bad-ass. i know it, you know it. my skill as a fighter is perfected, i cannot be stopped, and i am a immortal just like the highlander.

but, you should have seen the shit i did there. damn, that was fucking funny :finger:. we'd steal the van, piss in the van, bang chics in the van, fight in the van. i did whatever i wanted... anyway, her boyfriend and her are scared the FUCKKKK out of me. they think i'm some sick m0f0 who's going to kill them.
 
uou said:
^
see those jealous replies i got from people |

ya.. i'm a bad-ass. i know it, you know it. my skill as a fighter is perfected, i cannot be stopped, and i am a immortal just like the highlander.

but, you should have seen the shit i did there. damn, that was fucking funny :finger:. we'd steal the van, piss in the van, bang chics in the van, fight in the van. i did whatever i wanted... anyway, her boyfriend and her are scared the FUCKKKK out of me. they think i'm some sick m0f0 who's going to kill them.
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Would that be the same van that's "down by the river," by any chance?
 
uou said:
^
see those jealous replies i got from people |

ya.. i'm a bad-ass. i know it, you know it. my skill as a fighter is perfected, i cannot be stopped, and i am a immortal just like the highlander.
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You foos better lay off the Haterade and recognize da tru playa AMAF!!!!

So what style of fighting is it that you have perfected Forrest...? The fetal postition/play dead style, hold your arms over your head and scream style.....or are you just sticking to Rrrrrruuuuuuuun Forrrrrrrrest Rrrrrruuuuuun style?
 
uou said:
i'm 17 guys, don't sweat it.... anyway this is the sequel:

......so i fucking jumped out and ran at his ass... the kid fell back.. and i mounted my self on-top, and got him in a grapevine (for people who understand wrestling terms) and i fucking pounded his face into the floor. i fucking managed to leave by time the security guard came out.
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Stop mounting people Amaf!:D
 
Wow

Developing a good work ethic early on, good for you.

You're going to say the following phrase a lot in your life, so repeat after me:



"You want fries with that?"
 
Amaf you are just amazing.

I have just seen your 'closing the vial' thread is still going (all 5 pages of it).

You are a super hero there is no doubt about that. I hope my kids grow up just like you LOL:D
 
tommorow, i'm going to the main office to confront the owner of the stores. i heard a rumour that he told the managers of all the stores to call the cops and arrest me, as soon as i walk in the stores... lol. the guy paided $3000 for each of the new windows. wow!

basskiller, spell the handle write next time... and tell him to stop looking cause i'm right here.
 
Wrongun said:
Amaf sorry i mean UOU you are a real asset to this board. You make life seem so much better for all of us i have never laughed so much in my 34 years that when i read your posts. No matter if it is here or on the Anabolics board

You are my hero.

P.S. still not sure why they banned you :D :D :D
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i totally agree..out of all the funny threads ive seen uou has the best! when ever im down on the dumps, i bump up one of his threads and a puts a warm feeling inside knowing that people like uou are still around for mockery. God bless you UOU! :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Guys, this dude is to funny to really be serious. This thread is great.
 
OUO / m0f0 ! !

you animal!!

Did I read in this incredible post that you got laid in a van???

Does your ASS still hurt????
 
I'm laughing again.....I can't believe that it was damn near two months from the uou past post to when I bumped this thing.

mOFO/uou is a complete fucking STUD!
 
FrankRizzo said:
mOFO/uou is a complete fucking STUD!
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Yeah dude. I heard that he had a threesome with Jennifer BFL Chick and Pumpgirl, and he wore them BOTH out. They wanted to do a threesome with him again, but he turned them down. AMAF is my role model.
 
I gotta bump this, amaf/uou/m0f0, u got me in tears over here! Ahhhhhhhh, deep breaths......ok, I can breathe now! LMFAO!!
 
You fucking Moron!! You hate your job to begin with. You fuck around all night while sombody else covers your ass. Bust lights downstairs. Seems like the other staff were'nt sorry to see you go if their heads were hung.
I gotta ask. What the fuck do you think the response would be on this site.
Oh wait, before I over react...did you figure out daddys password to Net Nanny?
AAAAHHH, I remember when I used to steal christmas bulbs off of peoples houses and smash them, I think I was almost a teenager then. Oh, the memories.
Smarten up you dumbass!
 
I miss these stories.. .I really do. I left my uou/m0f0 translation book at the gym... whaddahesay?

C
 
Now this is what I am talking about. uou was a riot!!! Also, there are alot of people on this thread that I don't see anymore.

str8cubano, FrankRizzo.....
 
lol even the old S H is in this thread! I forgot all about this thread! Funny shit still to this day!
 
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