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i definately watched Weekend update at halftime
"I feel like a woman" for superbowl halftime?
- Thread starter Burning_Inside
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supersizeme
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that has always been the downfall of Gwen for me. shania on the other hand...man. for her frame, that is a beautiful set.
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KAYNE
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HOW CAN YOU HATE SOMETHING THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AS SHANIA!!!
NOW KELLY OSBORNE......THAT IS SOMEONE THAT I WOULD LOVE TO APPLY AN ARMBAR TO AND APPLY PRESSURE UNTIL HER ELBOW IS HYPER-EXTENDED AND SHE IS SCREAMING CUZ IT JUST POPPED OUT OF SOCKET. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL I APPLY MORE PRESSURE IN MY QUEST TO RIP HER ARM OFF OF HER BODY FROM THE ELBOW DOWN.
OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE TO DUCT TAPE HER FIRST SO I CANT HEAR HER VOICE. THAT IS THE TRIGGER THAT WOULD MAKE ME DO IT.....HER NAGGING VOICE!!! AND HER INCESSANT WHINING!!!
KAYNE
NOW KELLY OSBORNE......THAT IS SOMEONE THAT I WOULD LOVE TO APPLY AN ARMBAR TO AND APPLY PRESSURE UNTIL HER ELBOW IS HYPER-EXTENDED AND SHE IS SCREAMING CUZ IT JUST POPPED OUT OF SOCKET. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, WILL I APPLY MORE PRESSURE IN MY QUEST TO RIP HER ARM OFF OF HER BODY FROM THE ELBOW DOWN.
OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE TO DUCT TAPE HER FIRST SO I CANT HEAR HER VOICE. THAT IS THE TRIGGER THAT WOULD MAKE ME DO IT.....HER NAGGING VOICE!!! AND HER INCESSANT WHINING!!!
KAYNE
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Citruscide
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I think it is all about putting something in there the ladies can like... all those mushy mushy shongs... the Dixie Chicks sang the national anthem... and Celion Dion sang God Bless America before that....
I feel bad for Gannon... of all the records I thought he was going to break, I would have never imagined it would have been for 5 interceptions... many of which were run back for touchdowns.
C-ditty
I feel bad for Gannon... of all the records I thought he was going to break, I would have never imagined it would have been for 5 interceptions... many of which were run back for touchdowns.
C-ditty
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Warik
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The halftime show sucked.
The chick with the sparkly top was lip-synching so badly that I didn't even have to check if she was lip-synching because it was screaming itself at me.
Stink made it worse.
And the game itself sucked. Raiders put up no opposition whatsoever. My HS football team which regularly lost every game except homecoming during my sentence could have wiped the floor with them. Best part about the Superbowl being with my girl and eating a bag of Tostitos and half a jar of salsa.
BTW: How'd you all like that last minute touchdown after the Raiders were light-years away from coming back? I loved that.
-Warik
The chick with the sparkly top was lip-synching so badly that I didn't even have to check if she was lip-synching because it was screaming itself at me.
Stink made it worse.
And the game itself sucked. Raiders put up no opposition whatsoever. My HS football team which regularly lost every game except homecoming during my sentence could have wiped the floor with them. Best part about the Superbowl being with my girl and eating a bag of Tostitos and half a jar of salsa.
BTW: How'd you all like that last minute touchdown after the Raiders were light-years away from coming back? I loved that.
-Warik
Longhorn85
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Burning_Inside said:
Well, think about it. The men watching the game will be back for the 2d half regardless, and probably don't care about the song except to gaze at Shania.
The women at the sports bars and living rooms needed something to keep them from going home or changing the channel to "Lifetime" as soon as their drunk husband falls asleep and drops the remote.
Burning_Inside
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perkele said:
Hey, still not as gay as hi school wrestling.
