I can never go to this gym again..

[awittyusername]

LMAO. No hotties. Just well fed 40 yr. olds.

Damn!!! You lucky bastard. I love well fed MILFS!


Don't worry about it bro...I "accidently" walk into a womans restroom a few times a day.

 

[Rex]

Smooth move exlax.

 

[H_T_]

perv.

 

[BrothaBill]

My friend one time was walking around in his tighty whities underwear b/c he forgot to put his shorts on in the locker room. Strolling around and I was like, what the hell are you doing

 

[jnevin]

perv.

Didn't help that every time I saw them on the gym floor I was rubbing a towel between my legs stripper style and flicked my tongue at them. It all worked out. Some hot chick with the cutest adams apple gave me her number. We're going to some place called the Man Hole. Must be a blue collar kind of place or something.

 

[tahoe2003]

dumbass

 

[Hurricane Man]

Didn't help that every time I saw them on the gym floor I was rubbing a towel between my legs stripper style and flicked my tongue at them. It all worked out. Some hot chick with the cutest adams apple gave me her number. We're going to some place called the Man Hole. Must be a blue collar kind of place or something.

lol! Man hole! Thats a good one

 

[Y_lifter]

You should have just said "Oh, its ok, I used to be a woman"

 

[Miss24k]

I went to a Gold's near my office this morning to do cardio. I'm about as useful as a bulemic on a feeding tube in the mornings, so I was pretty out of it. The two gyms I normally go to have the mens' locker rooms when you first walk in the door. Cruising along on auto pilot, I walked into the locker room and up to a locker, unaware of my surroundings. I heard a gasp, turned, and saw that I was in the women's locker room with 3 women. Thank god none were naked or with my luck, I'd be in jail or something. Being the dumbshit I am, I looked at them like they were in the wrong place. So I mumbled some dumb ass apology, picked up my stuff, and did the walk of shame to the men's locker room with a good 15-20 people looking at me like I'm some kind of perv. I feel like a tool just thinking about it. Please kill me.

I almost spit my sweet potato all over my screen. lol

 

[buffer1]

very embarassing