I can never go to this gym again..

[jnevin]

I went to a Gold's near my office this morning to do cardio. I'm about as useful as a bulemic on a feeding tube in the mornings, so I was pretty out of it. The two gyms I normally go to have the mens' locker rooms when you first walk in the door. Cruising along on auto pilot, I walked into the locker room and up to a locker, unaware of my surroundings. I heard a gasp, turned, and saw that I was in the women's locker room with 3 women. Thank god none were naked or with my luck, I'd be in jail or something. Being the dumbshit I am, I looked at them like they were in the wrong place. So I mumbled some dumb ass apology, picked up my stuff, and did the walk of shame to the men's locker room with a good 15-20 people looking at me like I'm some kind of perv. I feel like a tool just thinking about it. Please kill me.

 

[from zero]

lmao, you idiot.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

Smooth.

 

[jnevin]

lmao, you idiot.

You've barely scratched the surface of my stoopdtifyt.

 

[KillahBee]

were any of them hot? the smooth thing to do would have been to start pissing against the wall and say something like, "They keep making these damn urinals smaller and smaller."

 

[jnevin]

were any of them hot? the smooth thing to do would have been to start pissing against the wall and say something like, "They keep making these damn urinals smaller and smaller."

LMAO. No hotties. Just well fed 40 yr. olds.

 

[sweed]

LOL.... SHoulda stopped and been like....

who'se red camaro is that outside? no ones... well im gonna have to give someone a ticket, then stripped and danced around. little better than the walk of shame, lol

 

[Griz1]

Shoulda turned to them and said:

"Geez you guys, those are some man-tits your sportin!

Either that or:

"So guys, I hear most of the women in this gym are butt ugly..."

 

[n0th1ng]

I walked into a ladies restroom once.. took 2 steps in and noticed there were no urinals, but I got out before anyone saw me.

 

[jnevin]

Shoulda turned to them and said:

"Geez you guys, those are some man-tits your sportin!

Either that or:

"So guys, I hear most of the women in this gym are butt ugly..."

Oh lord. That would be a guaranteed 600 lbs of cottage cheese lynching.