I began lactating today...

[heatherrae]

now that you are all turned on...

 

[string_bean00]

when I was on tren I always squeezed my nipples and feared I would lactate

 

[heatherrae]

when I was on tren I always squeezed my nipples and feared I would lactate

did anything ever come out besides grease from Mickey D's?

 

[samoth]

TTIWWOP.

 

[digimon7068]

you too??

 

[string_bean00]

did anything ever come out besides grease from Mickey D's?

they were always gloriously dry, but the act of squeezing always turned me on just a little bit

 

[heatherrae]

they were always gloriously dry, but the act of squeezing always turned me on just a little bit

yeah, I feel ya.

 

[heatherrae]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...


funny that I never knew WTF she was talking about until now.

 

[swole]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...


funny that I never knew WTF she was talking about until now.

um, she's not talking about her tits sugarplum

 

[heatherrae]

um, she's not talking about her tits sugarplum

I'm pretty sure she was talking about breastfeeding all the toddlers in the neighborhood.

 

[jnevin]

pics or stfu

 

[swole]

I'm pretty sure she was talking about breastfeeding all the toddlers in the neighborhood.

actually now that i think about it

tits or ass

i was somewhat wrong

sowwy

 

[Gambino]

seriously, would you let your maing milk from your milksacs?
and bros would you want to do this to your lady?

 

[JarheadChiro]

Heather and her hormones = fun posts.

 

[heatherrae]

seriously, would you let your maing milk from your milksacs?
and bros would you want to do this to your lady?

Heck yeah, if he wanted to. That's hot.

 

[samoth]

Heck yeah, if he wanted to. That's hot.

 

[puddlemonkey]

and bros would you want to do this to your lady?

Hell no, I heard it tastes nasty. Like bitter and shit.

 

[SpyWizard]

it tastes nasty.. forget about it..

 

[puddlemonkey]

I heard semen tastes better. But that comes from Pick3 so consider the source.

 

[PICK3]

Ummmmh


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh

 

[heatherrae]

I haven't tasted it. It's just colostrum right now, the clear stuff.

 

[SpyWizard]

wait till you guys are going at it and they both start spraying him... you.. and the bed..

hilarious..

always wear a bra.... with pads..

 

[heatherrae]

wait till you guys are going at it and they both start spraying him... you.. and the bed..

hilarious..

always wear a bra.... with pads..

sounds like fun...lol.

 

[the_clockwork]

fuck I did biceps today and they are pumping so hard.

I didn't break my ipod strap though

 

[jh1]

It's nasty.

The whole process is too biological.... you can get breast infections and all kinds of wierdness.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I didn't break my ipod strap though

I have my fingers crossed for the computer.

 

[heatherrae]

It's nasty.

The whole process is too biological.... you can get breast infections and all kinds of wierdness.

LOL...you are weird in your squeamishness.

 

[nefertiti]

Holy cow. This might be the last thing I would ever expect to see on a steroid forum.

Congrats, heather!

 

[heatherrae]

Holy cow. This might be the last thing I would ever expect to see on a steroid forum.

Congrats, heather!

LOL @ Holy COW!

Those pump things crack me up. I know I will devise something funny to do with them.

 

[gotmojo]

now that you are all turned on...

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/t116463_775395604.gif
http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/t116464_1069707798.gif

WTG!!!

 

[heatherrae]

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/t116463_775395604.gif
http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/t116464_1069707798.gif

WTG!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hell no, I heard it tastes nasty. Like bitter and shit.

WRONG

Breastmilk is actually very sweet.... and ALWAYS *the right* temperature.

 

[b0und]

TTIWWOP.

This Thread is What Without Pics?!?





b0und (ICUAFT)

 

[Powerbuilder333]

It's sweet, like added sugar to cow's milk.

 

[5x10]

sounds like a fun way to get some xtra protein!

 

[all the whey]

Heck yeah, if he wanted to. That's hot.

 

[samoth]

This Thread is What Without Pics?!?





b0und (ICUAFT)

This Thread is Worthless Without Pics!!

 

[bw1]

LOL @ Holy COW!

Those pump things crack me up. I know I will devise something funny to do with them.

I have no doubt

 

[Smurfy]

heather - good luck with the breast feeding. that shit hurts like hell.

 

[heatherrae]

 

[KillahBee]

Imagine when/if your child reads this some day.

Classy

 

[heatherrae]

Imagine when/if your child reads this some day.

Classy

yeah, saying "lactating" is a real problem only to someone as immature as you.


Tell me something, KB, have you ever even spoken to a woman without giving her your credit card number first?

I'm sure my kid is going to go back and read something I typed 4 years ago on ef.

You won't ever have to worry about what your children would think. Someone would have to actually sleep with you for that to ever happen. The world is safe.

 

[samoth]

 

[jackangel]

i'll gladly give you some karma on tuesday for a bucket of milk today.

 

[MichaelScott]

in did i miss the pics?

 

[samoth]

in did i miss the pics?

We're still waiting.

*taps foot impatiently*

 

[heatherrae]

We're still waiting.

*taps foot impatiently*

http://www.bikerag.com/images/PICTURES/strange/new3/lactation_mountain.jpg

 

[heatherrae]

i'll gladly give you some karma on tuesday for a bucket of milk today.

 

[samoth]

http://www.bikerag.com/images/PICTURES/strange/new3/lactation_mountain.jpg

 

[avidinternet]

We're still waiting.

*taps foot impatiently*

I'm still waiting for my Manowar Karma...

 

[samoth]

I'm still waiting for my Manowar Karma...

You never answered the ungooglable test question!

 

[MichaelScott]

You never answered the ungooglable test question!

what was that? i dig manowar too

 

[samoth]

what was that? i dig manowar too

I asked her what color Scott's son's hair was.

I question her devotion to the Kings of Metal.

 

[MichaelScott]

out i was big into them in the 90's still have most of their shit, i jam out to them once in a while during my workouts, how long will it take HR to turn this back to her lactating breasts?

 

[samoth]

out i was big into them in the 90's still have most of their shit, i jam out to them once in a while during my workouts, how long will it take HR to turn this back to her lactating breasts?

Lactating breasts
Manowar
Anabolic steroids


Yep, EF's got it all.

Okay, back to the original programming.

*still awaiting pics*

 

[gotmojo]

Lactating breasts
Manowar
Anabolic steroids


Yep, EF's got it all.

Okay, back to the original programming.

*still awaiting pics*

Just sayin'...............'Sup Samoth.

 

[heatherrae]

Just sayin'...............'Sup Samoth.

LOL...OUCH!!!