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I banged a 35 yr old ho last night

duritz

duritz

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met her out at a club... she's friends with a girl i kinda know... talked with her at a club once before...

she came up to me and started talking to me.. it was like 1AM when i saw her, so we went back to my place. she was fucking kinky as hell... talkin all dirty and shit. she let me fuck her in the ass and everything. then i busted my nut all over her face and told her to get the fuck out cuz it was like 4am already. i didn't even ask her for her phone number. A good night for me nonetheless
 
PatsFan34 said:
I call BULLSHIT!!!
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am i gonna have to start secretly videotaping this shit???

i actually was thinking about it with my digital cam last night


ask burning_inside he'll tell you
 
I'm guessing that your real proud of yourself right about now.. if there is any thruth to any of this..
 
duritz said:
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am i gonna have to start secretly videotaping this shit???

i actually was thinking about it with my digital cam last night


ask burning_inside he'll tell you
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Superdave can give you some tips on undercover-ops!

Post up pics!
 
basskiller said:
I'm guessing that your real proud of yourself right about now.. if there is any thruth to any of this..
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100% true... not really proud, but it's the oldest chick i have been with so it warrants a post
 
duritz said:
met her out at a club... she's friends with a girl i kinda know... talked with her at a club once before...

she came up to me and started talking to me.. it was like 1AM when i saw her, so we went back to my place. she was fucking kinky as hell... talkin all dirty and shit. she let me fuck her in the ass and everything. then i busted my nut all over her face and told her to get the fuck out cuz it was like 4am already. i didn't even ask her for her phone number. A good night for me nonetheless
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O.K. so she's a ho and you're not? If it weren't for those hos, you wouldn't have any fun. She just likes to fuck. Nothing wrong with that as long as you are selective and don't fuck everyone in town.
 
i agree.. she said she hasn't had a hook up in like 3 years... i am a ho and i am proud of it... but isn't every guy a ho??

the ones who say they aren't are the ones who aren't gettin any
 
no offense, one day somebody will do this to you and you will see how it feels. i have done this before and hated myself for being rude to another person. it has never been done to me but att he very least you could have let her spend the night or used the I have to work really early to save her the embarrasment. again i have done it and realized all it did was hurt somebody which means its great to use on ex's.
 
2Thick said:
Congrats... you are now a MILF hunter.
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correction sir, I think you would have known better.

Durbitz is a fag, always has, and always will be, there is nothing you can do about it, we just have to accept it.

We should have the daily durbitz ass clown award, my guess would be that this award would go to who its named after every single day. I think that person has a nos'd out hummer as well.
 
flexed1 said:
no offense, one day somebody will do this to you and you will see how it feels. i have done this before and hated myself for being rude to another person. it has never been done to me but att he very least you could have let her spend the night or used the I have to work really early to save her the embarrasment. again i have done it and realized all it did was hurt somebody which means its great to use on ex's.
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What if that is what she wanted?
 
that would be fine but thatw as not stated. he amde it seem as though he used her and made her leave.
 
i have a story like that... except she was 24 and i told her i was 23.. i met her at college, she worked at a shit ass bar. she was decent looking and nice, but.. i never talked to her again :(
 
lilperronis said:
yall quit hatting on the dude he got pussy last night and everyone should give him props
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You are white and live in a suburb, yes?
 
flexed1 said:
no offense, one day somebody will do this to you and you will see how it feels. i have done this before and hated myself for being rude to another person. it has never been done to me but att he very least you could have let her spend the night or used the I have to work really early to save her the embarrasment. again i have done it and realized all it did was hurt somebody which means its great to use on ex's.
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ok i didn't tell her to get the fuck out... we were lying there at 4am and she was like, "i bet you're tired... i think i should leave" and i said, "ok" and that was it... i guess i worded the ending wrong... sorry
 
I have a story like that which i've re-told here a few times. I was 24 at the time and this 50 year old picked me up at a club......she was in great shape for her age. Anyway, after 30 minutes we left the club and went back to her place where i fucked the shit out ofher.

She was dirty as all fuck........she licked my ass clean.......and we hadn't even exchanged names at this point, haha. It's disgraceful to think she was someone's grandma. Moral of the story is never kiss your grandmother on the lips, you never know her mouth has been.
 
so you met her at 1 and she was out by 4? so that means with all the driving, talking, fooling around, begging and pleading to do her in the ass, you had 10 min. of sex..........good for you.
 
any bro who can't handle a sexy black chic, and go downtown on her, aint a real bro in my book!!!!!!!
 
boss said:
so you met her at 1 and she was out by 4? so that means with all the driving, talking, fooling around, begging and pleading to do her in the ass, you had 10 min. of sex..........good for you.
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got to my house at about 2.. there was no talkin, beggin or pleadin... before we got to my house she was like do you have a condom?? i told her yea and she said, "ok good" we banged for like an hour.
 
older chicks are fun

my last girlfreind was:p

good stuff, I was 23

I would recomend an older lass to any young buck

be carefull on getting close to them, some of them are very astute when it comes to being maniplative

so watch out

mine was decent
 
post your pic!!! I dont believe any of your threads till I see your face/ bod... youve gotta be pretty hot to be banging all these women every wk.
 
MsBeverlyHills said:
post your pic!!! I dont believe any of your threads till I see your face/ bod... youve gotta be pretty hot to be banging all these women every wk.
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sent u a PM
 
ANABOLICK1 said:



Veggie, do you think the guys on here are going to be nicer to you now that you posted a prettier pic of yourself?:)
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She is hot.
 
I have a friend from the gym that always brag about hooking up with older women.. Calls them older units... Goes to this bar/restaurant for happy hour and gets invited back with the lady back to her place..... They don't look anything like milfs from milfhunter, but divorced wrinkle skinned women who are just horny..... i'll see him on monday at the gym, i got laid again this weekend by a woman from eciti... Yeah, who can't????
 
duritz said:
met her out at a club... she's friends with a girl i kinda know... talked with her at a club once before...

she came up to me and started talking to me.. it was like 1AM when i saw her, so we went back to my place. she was fucking kinky as hell... talkin all dirty and shit. she let me fuck her in the ass and everything. then i busted my nut all over her face and told her to get the fuck out cuz it was like 4am already. i didn't even ask her for her phone number. A good night for me nonetheless
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Bullshit!
 
gtrcivic said:
I have a friend from the gym that always brag about hooking up with older women.. Calls them older units... Goes to this bar/restaurant for happy hour and gets invited back with the lady back to her place..... They don't look anything like milfs from milfhunter, but divorced wrinkle skinned women who are just horny..... i'll see him on monday at the gym, i got laid again this weekend by a woman from eciti... Yeah, who can't????
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do you like that place? I went there once in 2000. It was full of high rollin' IT people and gold diggers. I'm wondering what it's like now.
 
ANABOLICK1 said:




...and how many of those were paid for? :)
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none dude

i just don't give a fuck... you'd be suprised how many girls will have sex with you if you just go through the motions and not be a wuss... i pretty much tell a girl to her face i don't want a girlfriend and this isn't gonna be much but friends with benefits at the most. i'm tellin ya dude it's all how you act.
 
duritz said:


none dude

i just don't give a fuck... you'd be suprised how many girls will have sex with you if you just go through the motions and not be a wuss... i pretty much tell a girl to her face i don't want a girlfriend and this isn't gonna be much but friends with benefits at the most. i'm tellin ya dude it's all how you act.
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Don't have to convince me. I use the same approach.
 
duritz said:


none dude

i just don't give a fuck... you'd be suprised how many girls will have sex with you if you just go through the motions and not be a wuss... i pretty much tell a girl to her face i don't want a girlfriend and this isn't gonna be much but friends with benefits at the most. i'm tellin ya dude it's all how you act.
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nice. karma to you for not being deceptive.
 
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