I banged a 35 yr old ho last night

[duritz]

met her out at a club... she's friends with a girl i kinda know... talked with her at a club once before...

she came up to me and started talking to me.. it was like 1AM when i saw her, so we went back to my place. she was fucking kinky as hell... talkin all dirty and shit. she let me fuck her in the ass and everything. then i busted my nut all over her face and told her to get the fuck out cuz it was like 4am already. i didn't even ask her for her phone number. A good night for me nonetheless

 

[PatsFan34]

I call BULLSHIT!!!

 

[duritz]

I call BULLSHIT!!!

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am i gonna have to start secretly videotaping this shit???

i actually was thinking about it with my digital cam last night


ask burning_inside he'll tell you

 

[basskiller]

I'm guessing that your real proud of yourself right about now.. if there is any thruth to any of this..

 

[fogg88]

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am i gonna have to start secretly videotaping this shit???

i actually was thinking about it with my digital cam last night


ask burning_inside he'll tell you

Superdave can give you some tips on undercover-ops!

Post up pics!

 

[duritz]

I'm guessing that your real proud of yourself right about now.. if there is any thruth to any of this..

100% true... not really proud, but it's the oldest chick i have been with so it warrants a post

 

[bwood]

women are crazy about creamy ranch doritos...

 

[biteme]

met her out at a club... she's friends with a girl i kinda know... talked with her at a club once before...

she came up to me and started talking to me.. it was like 1AM when i saw her, so we went back to my place. she was fucking kinky as hell... talkin all dirty and shit. she let me fuck her in the ass and everything. then i busted my nut all over her face and told her to get the fuck out cuz it was like 4am already. i didn't even ask her for her phone number. A good night for me nonetheless

O.K. so she's a ho and you're not? If it weren't for those hos, you wouldn't have any fun. She just likes to fuck. Nothing wrong with that as long as you are selective and don't fuck everyone in town.

 

[duritz]

i agree.. she said she hasn't had a hook up in like 3 years... i am a ho and i am proud of it... but isn't every guy a ho??

the ones who say they aren't are the ones who aren't gettin any

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

How many people do you think you have had sex with duritz?