I Apologize to CEO

[javaguru]

lol youre doing it wrong because ive never tagged more ass than when i decided to do everything associated with high test. Im sure the other robs that actually get laid advise against going to bed bath and beyond with chicks.

I thought you got married after one drunken date?

Manipulating someone into liking you isn't the same thing as something built on mutual respect. The funniest thing a girlfriend ever told me was when Mel tilted her head and said I was the chick in our relationship. We were discussing the engagement ring and I was vehement that it had to be at least one carat and she was putting forth the case for $200.00 ring from a pawn shop. She was right, it was all about me.

 

[javaguru]

Java, I would like to extend to you an invitation to go hunting with SD and I in the East Texas thicket....

Thanks, the last time I was afraid of being shot in the back was in BCT when I was paired with "ratboy" for combat rushes.

 

[-SD-]

I thought you got married after one drunken date?

Manipulating someone into liking you isn't the same thing as something built on mutual respect. The funniest thing a girlfriend ever told me was when Mel tilted her head and said I was the chick in our relationship. We were discussing the engagement ring and I was vehement that it had to be at least one carat and she was putting forth the case for $200.00 ring from a pawn shop. She was right, it was all about me.

Our first date was drunk, got married a year later. I dont know how that translates into manipulation since she was the one who basically "had her way with me" that night. I got over the old dogma long ago like dont get drunk on a first date, if she puts out first date shes not a keeper, and all that other horse shit that guys think.

Quit being the chick and you will get further with women. If my wife wants to go to bed bath and beyond i say " ok have fun", end of story.

 

[Strongbow]

Seeing decapitated corpses makes me hungry and a lil hrney. Who the fuck is this Mel person? If its who I think youre better off on your on bro beans

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[WoodyO]

 

[wootoom]

Jesus Christ I have been drunk for 2 weeks...2 weeks?

 

[bigbassturd]

Thanks, the last time I was afraid of being shot in the back was in BCT when I was paired with "ratboy" for combat rushes.

Oh I would never shoot you in the back bro

But after getting hit in the legs a few times, a person if bound to think 'hmmm wtf are these bullets coming from?' And then curiosity would prevail...

 

[bigbassturd]

Lol jk....come with us bro

Bring two shovels

 

[-SD-]

Worst case of suicide i ever saw

 

[javaguru]

Our first date was drunk, got married a year later. I dont know how that translates into manipulation since she was the one who basically "had her way with me" that night. I got over the old dogma long ago like dont get drunk on a first date, if she puts out first date shes not a keeper, and all that other horse shit that guys think.

Quit being the chick and you will get further with women. If my wife wants to go to bed bath and beyond i say " ok have fun", end of story.

I apologize if I was giving off the vibe that first date sex is bad...I like a woman that goes after what she wants and is honest about it. I'm a total feminist when it comes to female sexuality.

I had the conversation with Dr. Heather...listen, the game is that you pretend to not want sex until you don't feel like a whore....I get it.