I Apologize to CEO

[zwhit]

"After the embarrassment in front of daddy, my mummy made me my most favorite meal! Macaroni and cheese with ice cream after! We stayed up late, since I had no curfew and daddy trusted I would rise early to practice wrestling with him. Daddy told me that if I try, try, and try again, that one day I could win! Daddy said I had such work ethic that i could do anything in the world! So I lettered in high school wrastlin, and boy oh boy it was swell!"

lmao

 

[javaguru]

Me and this chick both got hammered on first date last january and now we're married

Good for you but that doesn't make it a good idea.

 

[-SD-]

Good for you but that doesn't make it a good idea.

You gonna try and tell us why two consenting adults shouldnt get shitfaced together?

 

[wootoom]

Holy flirt session

 

[cindylou]

I didn't even get into that one. The day you were shooting, I took my wife to the range and she shot handguns, assault rifles, and two rounds of clays with a 12ga shotgun.

She had a blast.

idk if I like shotguns

 

[-SD-]

Shotguns are sweet, just point in an area adjacent to the vicinity and fire

 

[bigbassturd]

Start with a 410 or 20ga and try it out you will love it

Feels really powerful.

Then try the 12. Few things on this earth feel more kick ass than blowing holes in shit with a pump action 12ga

 

[bigbassturd]

All the gun talk aside, java please tell me more about dating. I need tips and advice.

 

[javaguru]

All the gun talk aside, java please tell me more about dating. I need tips and advice.

She's cheating on you....all you need to know. YW

 

[-SD-]

All the gun talk aside, java please tell me more about dating. I need tips and advice.

Always take her back to your place so you can choke on your terms