I am in annoying coworker personal habit hell

[supersizeme]

dude directly behind me is clearing his throat every 15 seconds. i opened the clock on my desktop and timed this.

the guy on the opposite side of the cube wall just came back to his desk with a full cup of ice which he will spend the remainder of the hour and a half that he is here crunching on.

this is basically me except the finger pokes me roughly every 15 seconds

ssme: team player

 

[Seashell]

No one should crunch ice unless they're in labour.

 

[supersizeme]

is that really common practice? what does that do for the woman? my guess is that it's supposed to cool off the baby's head so it's not so squishy when it comes out. kinda like putting magic shell ice cream topping on it.

you gave the british spelling of labor so i can only assume this is a european thing

 

[jenscats5]

I certainly don't miss annoying co-workers....

 

[coverguy]

THe guy a couple of desks from me is always clipping his nails. At least everyother day, and he takes his time.

Like nails on a chalkboard.






I don't think he has a mamma!

 

[Seashell]

is that really common practice? what does that do for the woman? my guess is that it's supposed to cool off the baby's head so it's not so squishy when it comes out. kinda like putting magic shell ice cream topping on it.

you gave the british spelling of labor so i can only assume this is a european thing

I don't really know.. I saw it once on TV though. At any rate, your co-worker needs to not do it. I'm irritated just imagining it.

And it's not the british spelling, it's the proper spelling.

PS. Where is my fruitbasket?

 

[big4life]

dude directly behind me is clearing his throat every 15 seconds. i opened the clock on my desktop and timed this.

the guy on the opposite side of the cube wall just came back to his desk with a full cup of ice which he will spend the remainder of the hour and a half that he is here crunching on.

this is basically me except the finger pokes me roughly every 15 seconds

ssme: team player

Take the cup of ice from the guy crunching it, put the liquid of your choice in it and give it to the guy with the throat problem.


If that doesn't work, go to your car and get your barbell out of the back seat and start deadlifting for them. I'm sure they will be amazed.

 

[strangebrew]

Haven't you made threads about this exact same guy before? You should have killed him by now.

 

[Nathan]

Just start farting every chance you get until he says something. Then pretend like you don't know what he's talking about. Then punch him in the vagina. Hard.

I think you should at least do something to get the guy back and then tell us how it goes. It had better be funny too or else.

 

[Zebo]

is that really common practice? what does that do for the woman? my guess is that it's supposed to cool off the baby's head so it's not so squishy when it comes out. kinda like putting magic shell ice cream topping on it.

you gave the british spelling of labor so i can only assume this is a european thing

Nope, my wife did it too. That and popsicles. Lots and lots of free popsicles.