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I am building a sex robot.

George Spellwin

George Spellwin

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I am building a sex robot.
 
Your my hero George...I LOVE TRIPLE THREAT!!!

And don't let BOS talk smack to you, kick his ass...fattie can help you
 
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Nimrod25 said:


So then your tired of banging fat chicks?
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The robot will not be fat, but like I said, a big girl needs love too.
 
GEORGE THAT IS RIDICULOUS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A PIECE OF METAL AND SILICONE? I'M SURE YOU CAN GET THE WOMEN OR MEN WHICHEVER YOU PREFER. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU COULD YOU PM ME PLEASE OR SEND ME AN EMAIL TO [email protected] CAUSE MY STUPID WEBTV I'M STUCK ON UNTIL I BUY A NEW LAPTOP WILL NOT LET ME IN.
ALSO WILL THIS ROBOT GIGGLE WHEN YOU PULL IT'S HAIR AND SLAP IT'S ASS?
 
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kronkette said:


I am a sex robot! lol
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George Spellwin said:
I am building a sex robot.
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Sounds good to me. I'll place an order right now with these spec's:

1) Cybernetic body kept at 98 degrees.

2) D cup boobs that wiggle and jiggle when she moves.

3) Makes gurgling noises when deep throating and also has tears of joy running down her face.

4) No anus...don't want to "miss" when I am stupid drunk.

5) Racing stripe above genitals.

6) Has alarm clock function but does oral sex to wake me up.

7) The only thing it ever says is "Why don't you fuck my brains out?"

8) Votes for the best candidate regardless of looks.

9) Loves to jeep, dive, travel, and snowmobile when not fucking.

10) Reads the news then tells me only the important stuff.


I need delivery in 6 weeks. :D
 
Will you guys help me name her?
 
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Test boy said:
Sounds good to me. I'll place an order right now with these spec's:

1) Cybernetic body kept at 98 degrees.

2) D cup boobs that wiggle and jiggle when she moves.

3) Makes gurgling noises when deep throating and also has tears of joy running down her face.

4) No anus...don't want to "miss" when I am stupid drunk.

5) Racing stripe above genitals.

6) Has alarm clock function but does oral sex to wake me up.

7) The only thing it ever says is "Why don't you fuck my brains out?"

8) Votes for the best candidate regardless of looks.

9) Loves to jeep, dive, travel, and snowmobile when not fucking.

10) Reads the news then tells me only the important stuff.


I need delivery in 6 weeks. :D
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:FRlol:

What about knowing how to cook a really good steak?

And what happens if her robotic "muscles" short circuit, and she smashes your Jimmy? Or bites it off?
 
Re: Re: I am building a sex robot.

Test boy said:
Sounds good to me. I'll place an order right now with these spec's:

1) Cybernetic body kept at 98 degrees.

2) D cup boobs that wiggle and jiggle when she moves.

3) Makes gurgling noises when deep throating and also has tears of joy running down her face.

4) No anus...don't want to "miss" when I am stupid drunk.

5) Racing stripe above genitals.

6) Has alarm clock function but does oral sex to wake me up.

7) The only thing it ever says is "Why don't you fuck my brains out?"

8) Votes for the best candidate regardless of looks.

9) Loves to jeep, dive, travel, and snowmobile when not fucking.

10) Reads the news then tells me only the important stuff.


I need delivery in 6 weeks. :D
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I want mine to have an asshole and love to do it anal, and I want a totally bald beaver, too. Other than that, I think Test boy pretty much covered it. Damn, I'm getting way to excited by this.:p
 
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Big Brother Val said:



:FRlol:

What about knowing how to cook a really good steak?

And what happens if her robotic "muscles" short circuit, and she smashes your Jimmy? Or bites it off?
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Good cooks make people fat.

If George can build a robot with these spec's I will take the risk of short circuits.

Oh...I want her to have 3 different sets of long hair as well.:D
 
Call her Eliza
Good idea George.... if it's what i'm thinking... innovative idea for a chat board
the most important thing for a sex robot... when to shut up
 
what the hell george?

i think you should name it smallmoveshorny

:D

p.s. we'll do the t&a to scale just to piss off the guys here ;)
 
smallmovesal said:
what the hell george?

i think you should name it smallmoveshorny

:D

p.s. we'll do the t&a to scale just to piss off the guys here ;)
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I wouldn't be pissed...I'd buy two.
 
When you finish, please send him over so he can suck me off when he delivers that Triple Threat I have been waiting for over a week.
 
serious man i know you can get some. go out there and get some. your mission in life is to get some asap. what are you doing, hiding in the bushes everytime a girl comes close to you?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
When you finish, please send him over so he can suck me off when he delivers that Triple Threat I have been waiting for over a week.
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Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?
 
George Spellwin said:



Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?
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Well, you could build one robot that looks like you. For the female, just slap on some knockers, a wig, lipstick, and chop off the weewee.

Viola!

PS: George, why won't you post a pic of yourself on the board. I can't say i'm not curious as to what our mentor and fearless leader looks. Do you practice what you preach? Just wondering...
 
Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?
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I would name him Long Dong Rocky Mountain Oysters! Chicks dig the Rocky Oysters!
 
George Spellwin said:



Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?
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what does this bot do?

are you considering my suggestion george? i will post my bum for the boys... lol
 
We would love to see your bum:moon: What do we have to do to get to see it?

What prize should I give to the person who names the male bot and the person who names the female bot?
 
hmmm that could be a good poll george. and my christmas present to elite....

i'll put you in charge of that poll. even make it a sticky. make me feel important. ;)

and i really will post it if you put up a poll... don't make the options too easy for the masses though. make it interesting and fun - challenging too.

hmmm the prize could be a few months worth of triple threat...

my vote is still on smallmoveshorny.

ta all. i'm off work now.
 
Potential Love Robot male names?

Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and short but very open to corruption.
Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires and pinches girls bottoms.
Ben - Touches himself alot.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Cameron - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Chris - has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clayton - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Cyril - well, Cyril.
Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - Funny, clever, the height of cool.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - See dan, only more formal.
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed,stylish.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face,drinking problem and warts.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's a jerk.
Eric - shy.
Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy -really down to earth
Graham - very hard to understand,likes group sex.
Grant - HORNY! but so sweet you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Haydn - tries hard.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Ian - really popular but thinks all the girls want him.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
James - sweet, kind and always laughing.
Jack - stupid but hot.
Jimmy - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
John - has no friends or life.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
Jules - Sexually confused, possible homosexuality.
Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Mark - Strange long haired freak.
Matt - The Fat Boy Mike - Extreme odour problem
Michael - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Nathan - stupid as hell
Nick - tender and loving, but a little flaky.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
Owen - cute guy who is immature,and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in Heroes.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Richard - has more wet dreams than anybody.
Rob - tall and ugly...everybody hates him.
Rodney - as wide as he is tall, as intelligent as he is unique.
Ron - dresses like AFL footballer and likes to prance.
Ross - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant, crappy in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Simon - quiet and simple, talks shit.
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shannon - the most determined sweety in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - droll guy with great butt and suicidal tendencies.
Tim - over confidant for no good reason.
Toby - bastard.
Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - very confused.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.

Hope, I win I'm almost out of the Protein Powder!
 
George Spellwin said:
We would love to see your bum:moon: What do we have to do to get to see it?

What prize should I give to the person who names the male bot and the person who names the female bot?
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Strategically avoids my post...
 
Hey George...this robot is going to do anal and swallow everytime right?!?!
 
"sparkazoid"

Is it like that old Woody Alan movie, where he goes into a
phonebooth and comes out with his head spinning and clothes all
thrashed out?
 
I want forum software that has controls for a joystick type dildo that I can sit on while one of you guys (or who I allow) controls it for me.

We could have an internet sex room where we masturbate each other via the internet!

yeah.
 
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