I am building a sex robot.

[MrMuscle]

its more like THEY run and hide

 

[George Spellwin]

When you finish, please send him over so he can suck me off when he delivers that Triple Threat I have been waiting for over a week.

Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?

 

[68GT350]

Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?

Well, you could build one robot that looks like you. For the female, just slap on some knockers, a wig, lipstick, and chop off the weewee.

Viola!

PS: George, why won't you post a pic of yourself on the board. I can't say i'm not curious as to what our mentor and fearless leader looks. Do you practice what you preach? Just wondering...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?

I would name him Long Dong Rocky Mountain Oysters! Chicks dig the Rocky Oysters!

 

[smallmovesal]

Anal,

I'm building a female bot. Would you and the elite ladies like me to build a male bot too?

what does this bot do?

are you considering my suggestion george? i will post my bum for the boys... lol

 

[George Spellwin]

We would love to see your bum What do we have to do to get to see it?

What prize should I give to the person who names the male bot and the person who names the female bot?

 

[mrbill]

I am building a sex robot.

What's his name??

 

[smallmovesal]

hmmm that could be a good poll george. and my christmas present to elite....

i'll put you in charge of that poll. even make it a sticky. make me feel important.

and i really will post it if you put up a poll... don't make the options too easy for the masses though. make it interesting and fun - challenging too.

hmmm the prize could be a few months worth of triple threat...

my vote is still on smallmoveshorny.

ta all. i'm off work now.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Potential Love Robot male names?

Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and short but very open to corruption.
Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires and pinches girls bottoms.
Ben - Touches himself alot.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Cameron - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Chris - has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clayton - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Cyril - well, Cyril.
Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - Funny, clever, the height of cool.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - See dan, only more formal.
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named florence.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed,stylish.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face,drinking problem and warts.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's a jerk.
Eric - shy.
Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy -really down to earth
Graham - very hard to understand,likes group sex.
Grant - HORNY! but so sweet you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Haydn - tries hard.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Ian - really popular but thinks all the girls want him.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
James - sweet, kind and always laughing.
Jack - stupid but hot.
Jimmy - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
John - has no friends or life.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
Jules - Sexually confused, possible homosexuality.
Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Mark - Strange long haired freak.
Matt - The Fat Boy Mike - Extreme odour problem
Michael - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Nathan - stupid as hell
Nick - tender and loving, but a little flaky.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
Owen - cute guy who is immature,and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in Heroes.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Richard - has more wet dreams than anybody.
Rob - tall and ugly...everybody hates him.
Rodney - as wide as he is tall, as intelligent as he is unique.
Ron - dresses like AFL footballer and likes to prance.
Ross - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant, crappy in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Simon - quiet and simple, talks shit.
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shannon - the most determined sweety in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stuart - droll guy with great butt and suicidal tendencies.
Tim - over confidant for no good reason.
Toby - bastard.
Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - very confused.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.

Hope, I win I'm almost out of the Protein Powder!

 

[68GT350]

We would love to see your bum What do we have to do to get to see it?

What prize should I give to the person who names the male bot and the person who names the female bot?

Strategically avoids my post...