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supersizeme
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Re: Re: I am building a sex robot.
kronkette said:
I am building a sex robot.
- Thread starter George Spellwin
- Start date
Sounds good to me. I'll place an order right now with these spec's:George Spellwin said:
1) Cybernetic body kept at 98 degrees.
2) D cup boobs that wiggle and jiggle when she moves.
3) Makes gurgling noises when deep throating and also has tears of joy running down her face.
4) No anus...don't want to "miss" when I am stupid drunk.
5) Racing stripe above genitals.
6) Has alarm clock function but does oral sex to wake me up.
7) The only thing it ever says is "Why don't you fuck my brains out?"
8) Votes for the best candidate regardless of looks.
9) Loves to jeep, dive, travel, and snowmobile when not fucking.
10) Reads the news then tells me only the important stuff.
I need delivery in 6 weeks.
Will you guys help me name her?
Big Brother Val
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Re: Re: I am building a sex robot.
What about knowing how to cook a really good steak?
And what happens if her robotic "muscles" short circuit, and she smashes your Jimmy? Or bites it off?
Test boy said:Sounds good to me. I'll place an order right now with these spec's:
1) Cybernetic body kept at 98 degrees.
2) D cup boobs that wiggle and jiggle when she moves.
3) Makes gurgling noises when deep throating and also has tears of joy running down her face.
4) No anus...don't want to "miss" when I am stupid drunk.
5) Racing stripe above genitals.
6) Has alarm clock function but does oral sex to wake me up.
7) The only thing it ever says is "Why don't you fuck my brains out?"
8) Votes for the best candidate regardless of looks.
9) Loves to jeep, dive, travel, and snowmobile when not fucking.
10) Reads the news then tells me only the important stuff.
I need delivery in 6 weeks.
What about knowing how to cook a really good steak?
And what happens if her robotic "muscles" short circuit, and she smashes your Jimmy? Or bites it off?
casavant
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Re: Re: I am building a sex robot.
I want mine to have an asshole and love to do it anal, and I want a totally bald beaver, too. Other than that, I think Test boy pretty much covered it. Damn, I'm getting way to excited by this.
Test boy said:Sounds good to me. I'll place an order right now with these spec's:
1) Cybernetic body kept at 98 degrees.
2) D cup boobs that wiggle and jiggle when she moves.
3) Makes gurgling noises when deep throating and also has tears of joy running down her face.
4) No anus...don't want to "miss" when I am stupid drunk.
5) Racing stripe above genitals.
6) Has alarm clock function but does oral sex to wake me up.
7) The only thing it ever says is "Why don't you fuck my brains out?"
8) Votes for the best candidate regardless of looks.
9) Loves to jeep, dive, travel, and snowmobile when not fucking.
10) Reads the news then tells me only the important stuff.
I need delivery in 6 weeks.
I want mine to have an asshole and love to do it anal, and I want a totally bald beaver, too. Other than that, I think Test boy pretty much covered it. Damn, I'm getting way to excited by this.
Re: Re: Re: I am building a sex robot.
If George can build a robot with these spec's I will take the risk of short circuits.
Oh...I want her to have 3 different sets of long hair as well.
Good cooks make people fat.Big Brother Val said:
What about knowing how to cook a really good steak?
And what happens if her robotic "muscles" short circuit, and she smashes your Jimmy? Or bites it off?
If George can build a robot with these spec's I will take the risk of short circuits.
Oh...I want her to have 3 different sets of long hair as well.
Island Son
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Call her Eliza
Good idea George.... if it's what i'm thinking... innovative idea for a chat board
the most important thing for a sex robot... when to shut up
Good idea George.... if it's what i'm thinking... innovative idea for a chat board
the most important thing for a sex robot... when to shut up
