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~HOUNDOG~
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COME HERE BIN LADEN.
I WANNA RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE,AND BRING YOUR COLLABORATER RYANH.
HE'S GONNA PAY TOO.
I WANNA RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE,AND BRING YOUR COLLABORATER RYANH.
HE'S GONNA PAY TOO.
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Frackal
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vagina vagina vagiiiiiiiiiinaaaaa
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KAYNE
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LMAO!!! RYAN MAY HAVE SOME OFF THE WALL VIEWS, BUT ALL AROUND, I THINK HE IS PRETTY COOL.
HE ALWAYS STAYS CIVIL IN HIS ARGUMENTS. I MUST GIVE HIM THAT.
KAYNE
HE ALWAYS STAYS CIVIL IN HIS ARGUMENTS. I MUST GIVE HIM THAT.
KAYNE
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~HOUNDOG~
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One thing being in the 1st of the 25th taught me was that being a lancer makes you a mean son of a bitch.
1ST BRIGADE 25TH INFANTRY LANCERS
1ST BRIGADE 25TH INFANTRY LANCERS
smallmovesal
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labia
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KAYNE
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smallmovesal said:
MINORA OR MAJORA?
KAYNE
smallmovesal
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majora this time
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KAYNE
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WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE SEXUAL BODY PART REFERENCES? YALL KEEP THIS UP AND MAY IS GONNA JOIN IN AND TELL US SOME SHIT WE DONT WANT TO HEAR.
KAYNE
KAYNE
smallmovesal
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analbumcover
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pauly
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scrotum
smallmovesal
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not so fast trebek, i pose a conundrum to ya, a riddle if ya will. what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck, i can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore!! 
thebabydoc
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bartholin's gland
skene's ducts
hymenal ring
skene's ducts
hymenal ring
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DcupSheepNipples
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That's all you got? What I'm going to do to you Usama.
You are strapped onto a wall upside down for 5-6 hours until you are just about to pass out, at which point you are stabbed by a thousand red hot needles attached onto a hammer drill, the heat seals the wounds and you don't bleed, you are then returned to the wall for another hour or so, to feel the full pain of the needles, all of a sudden a rush of flesh eating bacteria is poured onto your head, which is washed off as soon as it has eaten through your skin. Your muscles, no longer protected by your skin, are sprayed with vinegar, which causes pain to rush through your body, at this moment your body begins to produce natural painkillers, but to combat this you are hooked up to a special machine which removes these painkillers and replaces them with the same ammount of acid, therefore : more pain, more acid, more acid, more pain ! You are then slowly split in two over a few hours by a giant metal wedge, you are now very near to dying, and your heart is about to stop, so you are connected to an atrificial heart and all of your body is cut away apart from your head, then a skilled surgeon is called in who searches through the nerves in your spinal cord, finding the pain nerves, and pinning then onto a piece of wood, these are then connected onto a 12v power supply, which delivers the highest ammount of pain possible, in theory, you would last as long as the heart machine, but this is replaced every two years with a new one, and you are kept in pain for ever.
You are strapped onto a wall upside down for 5-6 hours until you are just about to pass out, at which point you are stabbed by a thousand red hot needles attached onto a hammer drill, the heat seals the wounds and you don't bleed, you are then returned to the wall for another hour or so, to feel the full pain of the needles, all of a sudden a rush of flesh eating bacteria is poured onto your head, which is washed off as soon as it has eaten through your skin. Your muscles, no longer protected by your skin, are sprayed with vinegar, which causes pain to rush through your body, at this moment your body begins to produce natural painkillers, but to combat this you are hooked up to a special machine which removes these painkillers and replaces them with the same ammount of acid, therefore : more pain, more acid, more acid, more pain ! You are then slowly split in two over a few hours by a giant metal wedge, you are now very near to dying, and your heart is about to stop, so you are connected to an atrificial heart and all of your body is cut away apart from your head, then a skilled surgeon is called in who searches through the nerves in your spinal cord, finding the pain nerves, and pinning then onto a piece of wood, these are then connected onto a 12v power supply, which delivers the highest ammount of pain possible, in theory, you would last as long as the heart machine, but this is replaced every two years with a new one, and you are kept in pain for ever.
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