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The Old Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along
for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering
about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her
direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back
to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap
, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around
here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was
close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge
to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the
leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be
up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going
to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?",
but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to
her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just
when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says:
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to
bring me another leopard!"
Moral of this story..
Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance
only come with age and experience!
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along
for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering
about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her
direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back
to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap
, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around
here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks
away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was
close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge
to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the
leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be
up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going
to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?",
but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to
her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just
when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says:
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to
bring me another leopard!"
Moral of this story..
Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance
only come with age and experience!
