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how to talk a chick into doing anal

while hitting it doggie i would just drop a loogie from above right into the cornhole.

once she felt that splat she knew it was time to change gears.

boy do i miss her. lol
 
dont you mean how to get Hotzie to do anal?
 
how to talk a chick into doing oral on the chick you're doing anal on
advanced science
 
talking a chick into anal is hard

how do you bring that up? and its not one of those things you can just be like "ok bendover, you're gonna get anal"

I use a finger a lot though..
 
UA_Iron said:
talking a chick into anal is hard

how do you bring that up? and its not one of those things you can just be like "ok bendover, you're gonna get anal"

I use a finger a lot though..
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yep the finger is the best way to break the ice
 
hotzie said:
yep the finger is the best way to break the ice
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I agree

My gf said it felt good too so I'm gonna push the limits.

damn, this probably means I watch wayy too much porn.
 
UA and Hotzie nailed it.....If you score with the finger then most likely she will allow Russel to enter through the same gate
 
UA_Iron said:
talking a chick into anal is hard

how do you bring that up? and its not one of those things you can just be like "ok bendover, you're gonna get anal"

I use a finger a lot though..
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a finger is ok but you gotta eat the ass too
anyone who says they dont eat ass is just lying if you eat pussy you eat ass
making her less apprehensive about it will help you get inot her dirt button..i suggest not ramming her ass te first time otherwise shell prolly never do it again
:)
 
YASMINA said:
very gay :rainbow:

men who like anal should skip dating women and just date other men
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fuck that.nothen better then plowing some girls ass.
I allways get them drunk.then tell them the alcohol helps with the pan.asstroeglide helps to.one drop and that shits in like a hot knife through butter.
 
needtogetas said:
fuck that.nothen better then plowing some girls ass.
I allways get them drunk.then tell them the alcohol helps with the pan.asstroeglide helps to.one drop and that shits in like a hot knife through butter.
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holy crap you need to work on your romance skills
 
needtogetas said:
fuck that.nothen better then plowing some girls ass.
I allways get them drunk.then tell them the alcohol helps with the pan.asstroeglide helps to.one drop and that shits in like a hot knife through butter.
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:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
 
needtogetas said:
not true.I knew this one girl that took it like a pro.allmost scarry the way she would slame that shit.she must have liked it.
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I watched this porn where the girl had flames coming out of her ass, really
 
foreigngirl said:
thats what I think too. They are all homophobic, but talk about getting it into an ass crack
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It is just another way for one person to sexually satisfy another. I've never done it, so I have no clue what it feels like. If two people enjoy it and want to do it, more power to them.
 
foreigngirl said:
I watched this porn where the girl had flames coming out of her ass, really
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I love a girl that can wotch porn.my wife is fucking gay about it.she is like a fucking detectiv when it comes to it.cant wotch it.cant look at another girl.cant jerk of,in short cant be a man.wtf this sucks.
 
needtogetas said:
I love a girl that can wotch porn.my wife is fucking gay about it.she is like a fucking detectiv when it comes to it.cant wotch it.cant look at another girl.cant jerk of,in short cant be a man.wtf this sucks.
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divorce time...
 
I would advise to drive into a bad neighborhood on a date. Tell her to give the ol' balloon knot or you're kicking her out of the car.
 
needtogetas said:
I love a girl that can wotch porn.my wife is fucking gay about it.she is like a fucking detectiv when it comes to it.cant wotch it.cant look at another girl.cant jerk of,in short cant be a man.wtf this sucks.
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its fun watching porn with your significant other, then you get to have sex while the porn is still on
 
needtogetas said:
I wish..............
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maybe you should be nicer to her through the day, so she can warm up. While my husband was an asshole I didnt care about his needs, just wanted him to get it over with. Now that he is nice and carring, sure, everything for him
 
YASMINA said:
Why are men so greedy and want the mouth, the kitty and anal? One or two isn't enough?
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total domination is an exhilirating experience
 
YASMINA said:
Why are men so greedy and want the mouth, the kitty and anal? One or two isn't enough?
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with all the crap we put up from women, we deserve it all
 
foreigngirl said:
maybe you should be nicer to her through the day, so she can warm up. While my husband was an asshole I didnt care about his needs, just wanted him to get it over with. Now that he is nice and carring, sure, everything for him
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nothing will ever change........be nicer?????? hahaha the f'n world revolves around mankind..every man is terrible, "get a divorce if you dont like me"..blaa blaa blaa...FUCK U...(not directed to you girl, just releasing and couldnt make it to I.A board)
 
YASMINA said:
Why are men so greedy and want the mouth, the kitty and anal? One or two isn't enough?
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same reason women want a guy to be good looking, great personality and wealthy.
 
needtogetas said:
then tell me a nice romantic way to fuck a girl in the ass. :worried:
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what you have to do is get one of those white condoms with the colored tassels at the front, put it on, prance like a horse and start with the "Ho Milady! Thine scrumptous buttocks doth verily scream for tart separation by mine tasseled lance!.." then hopefully while shes totally confused, the rohypnol you slipped her earlier will kick in

timing is everything on this one ;)
 
these new EF women are uptight house wives.
We need puddles to come back...
 
how can chicks in porn get their assholes torn apart by 2 dicks while regular women cant even take a finger in the butt without bitching?
 
HS Lifter said:
how can chicks in porn get their assholes torn apart by 2 dicks while regular women cant even take a finger in the butt without bitching?
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because there is a camera (just to make daddy proud and because of the camera it's not considered prostitution anymore in their mind, lmao) and they are getting paid a whopping $100, therefore they are stupid whore instead of just being a whore. besides they are going to become famous stars one day from doing it. :FRlol: :laugh2:
 
pintoca said:
so you a little loose?

Damn, I thought that pic Hammy posted didn't work
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:lmao: No, I wouldn't say loose. Just more open about issues dealing with sexuality and various acts of pleasure (whether I've done them or not).
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
these new EF women are uptight house wives.
We need puddles to come back...
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Not all. I'm not uptight. I've tried it, it's just not my thing. However, if my man just couldn't live without it, I'd give up the back door... but it's just not a necessary part of our sex life.

I think the reason many women who try it don't enjoy it because they 1) have an inexperienced lover who just thinks you can ram the ass like any other hole and 2) don't truly relax, leading to a painful experience.
 
HS Lifter said:
how can chicks in porn get their assholes torn apart by 2 dicks while regular women cant even take a finger in the butt without bitching?
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Their holes are a lot wider from frequent use.

Sheesh... if it is a woman's first time for a back door entry, the hole is TIGHT and needs to be prepped. You can't just shove a cock in there. Start with one WELL LUBED finger. Then, open it up with a couple of fingers or a butt plug.
 
aandd said:
Not all. I'm not uptight. I've tried it, it's just not my thing. However, if my man just couldn't live without it, I'd give up the back door... but it's just not a necessary part of our sex life.

I think the reason many women who try it don't enjoy it because they 1) have an inexperienced lover who just thinks you can ram the ass like any other hole and 2) don't truly relax, leading to a painful experience.
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bump...
 
needtogetas said:
hopping she will come to her sensess.maby someone will talk some sence into her.hint hint plumpers. :worried:
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fuck off fag!!!! my senses tell me it is immoral..no IRON ANGEL(not plumper) will change my mind. go be with a 13 year old girl..lord knows you would have a lot in commen.lets not go slanging personal buisness around cause you want people to think the way you think.say something personal on this site using my computer again.....................f'n scum
 
angel_girl said:
fuck off fag!!!! my senses tell me it is immoral..no IRON ANGEL(not plumper) will change my mind. go be with a 13 year old girl..lord knows you would have a lot in commen.lets not go slanging personal buisness around cause you want people to think the way you think.say something personal on this site using my computer again.....................f'n scum
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I thought you guys were happily married...
 
pintoca said:
I thought you guys were happily married...
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:spit: wait hold on....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
enough said? no pint see he has to do certain things because all guys do it...and i demand him to be unhuman......i make him a slave...oh my....forget the whole thing....
 
just slip in the anal eaze, only problem is it makes my purple mule numb too
 
YASMINA said:
That means you are incompatible! :chomp:
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incompatible huh?

truth is my gf never gives me crap, but I go for it anyway. I was trying to justify it for the other 99% of men in the situation.
 
blah blah, fucking blah......
I want Puddles back. :( She was the shit...
 
nycgirl said:
It is just another way for one person to sexually satisfy another. I've never done it, so I have no clue what it feels like. If two people enjoy it and want to do it, more power to them.
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I can handle that for you.
 
Angel said:
fuck off fag!!!! my senses tell me it is immoral..no IRON ANGEL(not plumper) will change my mind. go be with a 13 year old girl..lord knows you would have a lot in commen.lets not go slanging personal buisness around cause you want people to think the way you think.say something personal on this site using my computer again.....................f'n scum
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I think that's a no.
 
foreigngirl said:
lol...actually, she put a thing with real gas and I guess she farted, I dont know, it was weird
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That was "Jasmine St. Claire" and the movie was blow it out your ass. I only know because I once dated a girl who looked like her
 
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