How to "fake" high blood pressure for a short amount of time

[cindylou]

Is there any way to make my blood pressure readings high for just a morning or a day or something?

Thanks in advance

 

[miplank]

why?

 

[chris302001]

u want them to induce you?

 

[miplank]

just tell johnny to sex you up good...




wait, we know that's unpossible!






i'll be right over.

 

[canadianhitman]

Lots of caffeine, an ephedrine, and a good salty meal for dinner the night before followed by a really salty breakfast.

If you were a dood I'd tell you to hop on some dbol, but that wouldn't be a good idea in your case.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Hold your breath and think bad, stressful thoughts. Put pressure on your lungs when you do this by pushing out.

You can also do it by relaxing if you have sufficient control over your heartbeat and manipulate your breathing.

Both will only have a temporary effect.

 

[miplank]

hold on guys,


I just got a pm from cindy. She must be taking me up on my offer.

 

[chris302001]

get really fat arms and have them use the standard cuff?

 

[miplank]

get really fat arms and have them use the standard cuff?

I heard you have to use a thigh cuff

 

[cindylou]

lol thanks guys keep the ideas coming

I really need to get this baby out but Im too freaking healthy for them to let me

my sister in law just snagged an induction on TUESDAY fuck!